hey this is a crackfic and also this contains spoilers for the games ~~ one day komeeda was chomping on a table when jahime stepped in, a clear and shiny sheen of sweat covering his face, to confront him about this. ~~ credit to ferociousfirefreckles on Instagram for helping me with ideas and stuff.

zhongli and childe's adventures of the asshole

Shrek goes to Walmart looking for carrots but he finds something raddEr love!!!!!!! ❤️

!! I MADE THIS WHEN I WAS LIKE 12 BEWARE !! A fat ogre and a fat bee meet up and fall in love, shit happens, read. this shit has older humour than my nan christ

After a long day of sitting in solidarity confinement Klee gets banned from Mondstadt. With nowhere to go and Mona refusing to hide her Klee starts her journey to Liyue! When she gets there she bumps into a ginger man and she ends up getting adopted by the harbinger, he helps her on her journey and former spark knight klee is now working with the harbingers. Will Klee get her revenge on Master Jean? Will she complete her journey?! Well stay tuned because things are about to get interesting! BOOK INCLUDES PICTURES FOLLOW FOR UPDATES (inspired by: Genshin.dhar.man on tiktok) (my tiktok: childesfangirlie) MAIN CHARACTERS: Klee, Childe. Other characters: Jean, Signora, Scaramouche, Xiao, Ningguang, Zhongli, Sae Byeok, Noelle. EXTRAS: Almond cookie, Latte Cookie, Custard Cookie, Sea Fairy Cookie, Parfait Cookie, Strawberry Cookie, Lime Cookie, Onion Cookie, Blackberry Cookie, Adventurer Cookie, Cartman, Kyle, Wendy, Stan, Kenny, Mammon, Satan, Beidou, Kazuha, Hu Tao, Yanfei, Bennett, Fischl, Ayaka, Amber, Diona, Rosaria, Kaeya, and Venti. ENJOY!!