𝐆𝐀𝐑𝐃𝐄𝐍 𝐒𝐇𝐄𝐃
" 𝘿𝙤𝙣'𝙩 𝙠𝙞𝙡𝙡 𝙖 𝙧𝙤𝙨𝙚 𝙗𝙚𝙛𝙤𝙧𝙚 𝙞𝙩 𝙘𝙤𝙪𝙡𝙙 𝙗𝙡𝙤𝙤𝙢 " + "𝙂𝙪𝙚𝙨𝙨 𝙄 𝙤𝙬𝙚 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙤𝙣𝙚, 𝙝𝙪𝙝?" 𝙍𝙞𝙘𝙝𝙞𝙚 𝙘𝙝𝙪𝙘𝙠𝙡𝙚𝙨. 𝘼𝙘𝙧𝙤𝙨𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙩𝙖𝙗𝙡𝙚, 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙗𝙤𝙮 𝙗𝙡𝙞𝙣𝙠𝙨 𝙖𝙩 𝙝𝙞𝙢 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝 𝙩𝙝𝙤𝙨𝙚 𝙙𝙖𝙧𝙠 𝙚𝙮𝙚𝙨, 𝙨𝙡𝙤𝙬 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙘𝙖𝙡𝙘𝙪𝙡𝙖𝙩𝙚𝙙 𝙡𝙞𝙠𝙚 𝙖 𝙘𝙖𝙩...
" 𝘿𝙤𝙣'𝙩 𝙠𝙞𝙡𝙡 𝙖 𝙧𝙤𝙨𝙚 𝙗𝙚𝙛𝙤𝙧𝙚 𝙞𝙩 𝙘𝙤𝙪𝙡𝙙 𝙗𝙡𝙤𝙤𝙢 " + "𝙂𝙪𝙚𝙨𝙨 𝙄 𝙤𝙬𝙚 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙤𝙣𝙚, 𝙝𝙪𝙝?" 𝙍𝙞𝙘𝙝𝙞𝙚 𝙘𝙝𝙪𝙘𝙠𝙡𝙚𝙨. 𝘼𝙘𝙧𝙤𝙨𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙩𝙖𝙗𝙡𝙚, 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙗𝙤𝙮 𝙗𝙡𝙞𝙣𝙠𝙨 𝙖𝙩 𝙝𝙞𝙢 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝 𝙩𝙝𝙤𝙨𝙚 𝙙𝙖𝙧𝙠 𝙚𝙮𝙚𝙨, 𝙨𝙡𝙤𝙬 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙘𝙖𝙡𝙘𝙪𝙡𝙖𝙩𝙚𝙙 𝙡𝙞𝙠𝙚 𝙖 𝙘𝙖𝙩...
❝ you're new to this, aren't you?❞ ❝ ...yeah.❞ where eddie's a ghost and sucks at his job
Peter Parker and his Decathlon team go on a three day field trip to Stark Tower. Peter is anything but excited, because of the Avengers, who he knows are going to annoy the shit out of him. Everything would be fine, right? What could possibly go wrong? A lot, apparently.