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Antarniesh Silvans owns a small restaurant. Hanggang sa lumago ito at nakilala na, one of the best restaurant in Philippines, after the success. Nagkahiwalay sila ng nobyo dahil napag-alaman niya na niloloko lang siya nito. She wanted to take a celebratory break, and aside from that she want to fix her broken heart. So she planned go to the Paris, until he met Zeggler. It has been years since he met Zeggler at once. But he didn't forgot the boy who saved her from a broken heart. She wanted to know more. Pero paano? Paano niya pa ito makikita muli, kung malayo ito?

[Book 1 of Clandestine Trilogy] Being the famous Astrid Montefalco is somehow, really cool. Sino ba namang hindi makakakilala sa BATAS ng buong school na sobrang ganda, sobrang yaman, sobrang talino... at sobrang sama ng ugali? Yeah, you read it right, masama ang ugali niya. Perfect ideal girl na ba dapat? Well, sorry to say but she's not. DEFINITELY NOT. Hindi siya ang babaeng hihilingin mong makasama, dahil sinisiguro ko sayong hindi ka tatagal sa kanya. Pero paano kung sabihin ko sa inyo na dahil sa isang misyon, magbabago ang buhay niya. Everything she has will be in vain and new people she never expect will enter her life and will bring her unexpected pain. Will she be able to accomplish her mission? Or Her mission will change everything, even the almost perfect life that she believe she has? Lets find out! . . . . . "What are you going to choose to keep your CLANDESTINES untold?" -unknown ✳️♦️✳️♦️✳️ (Book 1) CLANDESTINE: THE UNTOLD ONE Date started: March 2018 Date finished: STILL-ON-GOING Genres: Action, Mystery/Thriller, Romance, Teen-Fiction Languange: TagLish Written by: zenaku_tora Cover by: @GianEdits Highest Rank Achieved: #3 in Clandestine ---- This is my first story here in Wattpad, so sana magustuhan niyo.😊 All Rights Reserved 2018 ©Copyright 2018

Highest ranks achieved: #49 in Historical Fiction #1 in Dynasty #26 in Books #60 in Timetravel #51 in Lady #15 in Otaku [BOOK 1 OF BOOK DUOLOGY] Almira Akanishi is like a living book. Halos lahat na yata ng sikat na novels ng mga sikat na authors like J.K. Rowling, Rick Riordan, Soman Chainani, etc. ay nabasa niya na. At hindi lang yan, pati history at textbooks hindi niya pinalampas. Sa sobrang hilig niya sa pagbabasa, wala na siyang kinakausap, at wala na ring kumakausap sa kanya. They found her really weird. Sino ba namang hindi diba? Bigla na lang magsasalita mag-isa, tatawa, iiyak tapos tatahimik ulit. When you're trying to talk to her, she's just going to answer you, "What?" Actually, wala naman talaga siyang pakielam sa sinasabi ng iba tungkol sa kanya. Basta alam niya lang... masaya siya sa mundo niya, sa mundo kung saan walang nanghuhusga sa kanya, sa mundo kung saan nararanasan niyang maging masaya, at sa mundo kung saan nagiging malaya siya, ang mundo ng mga libro at storya. But what if, in a one bloody night, ang dating mga storyang sa libro niya lang binabasa, ay mararanasan niya in real life? Well technically, not in real life... Because actually, it will happen... INTO THE BOOK. Paano niya kaya patatakbuhin ang buhay niya sa loob ng librong alam niya na ang storya? Lets find out! ⚜️⚜️⚜️ This story is very much inspired by the novel 'The School for Good and Evil' by Soman Chainani and one of my favorite anime series, Fushigi Yuugi. And of course my all time favorite K-drama na Scarlet Heart. ♥ Pero syempre maraming twistsss. Haha! Date started: May 2018 Date finished: STILL ON-GOING Genre: Historical Fiction / Fantasy / Romance Written by: zenaku_tora Cover by: @DOKBOKI 🏆AWARDS🏆 🥈2nd Runner up in Historical Fiction Category in Pluma at Tinta 2020 🥈2nd Runner up in Fantasy Category in LikahainPh Awards 2020

[COMPLETED] Chasing Horizons Series - First Book Friends. I smirked at that thought. Yes, he was supposed to be just my 'friend', not until I started to develop feelings for him. I started to like him, and even worse, I love him. Not in a friendly way. I know to myself that it was more than that. - Meet Celea, the outgoing and enthusiastic girl who strives to have a bright future despite her family's success. She was adored by many and had a lot of friends. Her life was oh-so-perfect until it suddenly turned into a merry-go-round after she fell in love with someone who she isn't supposed to love that way. Language: Tagalog-English Date started: June 21, 2020 Date ended: October 22, 2020

Loreign, a 19 year old girl, was forced by her mom to take a summer vacation to her Auntie's house. The idea of staying there for a couple of months makes her feel disgusted... until she met this guy in the window.

Is this really a cliché love story? Basahin mo nalang para malaman mo :) Book Cover by: missjnnr

[On-going] Avianna Sky Martinez is a rich, spoiled and a total brat. She gets everything she want. She caused a big problem which caused her parents to get mad at her. As a punishment, they had her move to another place so that she can learn her lesson. Jake Ryan Mallari is your typical probinsiya boy, hot and muscular and handsome. Their family works for the Martinez. The heir of the company is coming, and Jake was given the task to take care and make sure the heir is safe always. He hated her. She was bossy and such a brat, but then slowly he was falling for her. He knows they can never be together, a poor guy fell in love with a rich girl, something that can never happen.

He treasured every moments with her. And he tried so hard for him not to forget her. Cover by: @Lilylonely24 A ONE-SHOT STORY

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