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Running With Scissors by Sam_le_fou
Sam_le_fou
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Diagnosed with a terminal illness, Peter Katz hires a hitman to take him out. But when a cure is discovered, Peter's got to outrun the assassin to stay alive! ***** When douchebag lawyer Peter Katz gets diagnosed with terminal cancer, he wants to die painlessly. Still, death seems to elude his every attempt, so he hires an assassin to kill him at a random time and place within the month. Unfortunately for Peter, right after he orders the hit, a treatment is discovered that would add decades to his life. Now Peter Katz has to start running, until the month-long deadline ends. Desperate to survive, he has to deal with tall-dwarves, unionized suicide workers, art terrorism and all the insanity that being alive has to offer. Will he make it to the end of the month? Or will Peter Katz live a life's worth of craziness in however many days he has left? For what is Comedy, but Tragedy + Time? [[word count: 100,000-150,000 words]]
Somewhere Only We Know by Kozume-Kenma
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Tsukki knows where to go. They'd been meeting here for months and he knows that its a special place. It was somewhere he could be himself and be completely free. Hinata loves meeting Tsukki there. He loves the different side of the blond boy he would meet. He loves that Tsukki trusted him enough to show him. And maybe just maybe he might love Tsukki. also on fanfiction.net