"Traveller, tell me, how many fingers am I holding up?" "F-Four...?" you whined "Wrong. And how many fingers do I have inside of you?" "Two..." you squirmed as he keeps digging his middle finger in you. "Hm, last question. Who am I?" "You're... Albedo.." ~~~~~~~~ Literally 3 Albedos ready rearrange your insides. LMFAO /j I really cant take this fanfic seriously, but hey ya'll asked for this 🙄 This story includes the Real Albedo, the Failed Experiment Albedo, and Whopperflower Albedo. This is highly nsfw so reader's discretion is advised. Also this is my first time writing something after years of quitting fanfic writing. So yeah I already deleted some of my fanfics here. I DONT WANNA EMBARRASS MYSELF OKAY? Also criticism is allowed! I dont really care this is just some experimental writing. I really like going in depth with writing, lore, theories and other things. So this is just my creative outburst, dont expect too much! Uhhh, is that all? Yep I think thats all. Enjoy! I'll be editing this if theres anything I need to add - yaboi

This is a collection of Scaramouche x Reader oneshots!! ❗️I'm NOT accepting any requests at the moment!! Though, I am thinking about opening a request page AFTER my other fanfic is finished!!❗️ ⚠️ WARNING ⚠️ This oneshot book may include the following: • Fluff • Angst • Smut (NSFW, +18 readers only) • NSFL content (I will give very clear trigger warnings) • Spoilers ••• Book cover art made by @Yeu_ryii on Twitter! This book is solely for Scaramouche x Reader! In the beginning of each chapter I will provide tags as well as potential trigger warnings. Please read them carefully before proceeding with the oneshot! I DO NOT OWN GENSHIN IMPACT NOR ITS CHARACTERS

As a member of the Fatui military, it is extremely important to follow the rules of your superiors. Betraying them would be similar to a death sentence. What would Scaramouche do if there were to be a traitor right in front of him? ••• This is a Scaramouche x Fem!Fatui!Reader fanfic Also this will have Electro Delusion!Scaramouche ⚠️All characters in this fanfic are 18 or older and will be seen as such⚠️ ⚠️ ATTENTION: In the chapters "The Trio of Best Friends", "The Northland Bank", and "The Ten Million Mora Bounty" there are brief mentions of Chilumi (Childe confesses to having feelings for Lumine). If that makes you uncomfortable, please don't read!⚠️ The cover fanart belongs to @Zentouu from Twitter. Thank you for the wonderful art. If you want to listen to music while reading the fanfic, you can go look for the playlists: 🎶 "getting stepped on by Scaramouche" by Kazu on Spotify 🎶 🎶 "Dirty, Little, Traitor [PLAYLIST]" by Kazu on Spotify 🎶 This fanfic's entirety was written by me! I DO NOT OWN GENSHIN IMPACT NOR ITS CHARACTERS Copyright © 2020 miHoYo

"𝑊𝑒𝑙𝑙, 𝑙𝑒𝑡𝑠 𝑠𝑎𝑦 𝑖𝑡 𝑎𝑙𝑙 𝑠𝑡𝑎𝑟𝑡𝑒𝑑 𝑖𝑛𝑠𝑖𝑑𝑒 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑤𝑎𝑟𝑑𝑟𝑜𝑏𝑒" ❁↝ᴵⁿ ʷʰᶦᶜʰ ʸ/ⁿ ᶠᵃˡˡˢ ᶠᵒʳ ʰᵉʳ ᵗᵃˡˡ, ᵇˡᵒⁿᵈᵉ, ᵖʳᵉᵗᵗʸ ˢᵉⁿᶦᵒʳ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ˢʰᵉ ᵐᵉᵗ ᵒⁿ ᵃ ʷᵃʳᵈʳᵒᵇᵉ 𝑌𝑒𝑙𝑒𝑛𝑎 𝑥 𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑑𝑒𝑟 𝐶𝑜𝑙𝑙𝑒𝑔𝑒 𝐴𝑢 𝑆𝑡𝑎𝑟𝑡𝑒𝑑: 02•16•21 𝐹𝑖𝑛𝑖𝑠ℎ𝑒𝑑: 11•05•21 ||𝐶𝑜𝑣𝑒𝑟 𝑏𝑦 𝑚𝑒||