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Big Emo 6 by FallOutChurro
Big Emo 6
FallOutChurro
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When sin and tragedy befall the city of San Bandsokyo, musical prodigy Gerard Way and his inflatable robot companion, Patrick, team up with a group of friends to form Big Emo 6, the most punk-rock superhero group to ever exist. (I don't own Big Hero 6 or any of the band members featured in this story. Please don't copy the story, I work very hard to write it)
The Struggles of Ryan Ross (For CrankThatFrank) by CrankThatWakahontis
The Struggles of Ryan Ross (For CrankThatFrank)
CrankThatWakahontis
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the ups and downs of Ryan Ross's cheese wiz addiction.
the saint fic by FallOutChurro
the saint fic
FallOutChurro
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  • Parts 1
pete wentz had a tiny child named saint, but so did kanye. who shall win the dad war?
Shipwrecked On Emo Island by ImNotObsessedISwear
Shipwrecked On Emo Island
ImNotObsessedISwear
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What happens when the members of Panic! At The Disco, Fall Out Boy, and My Chemical Romance get stranded on a deserted island in the middle of nowhere with no cell phones and four pounds of Cheez Whiz? Well, first they pray to the Emo Lord and Savior, Billie Joe Armstrong, then, they complete his challenges to get back home. Between a complicated love triangle, an affair, and a terrible case of milk PTSD, everyone's in for an adventure they'll never forget. (Mainly focuses on Panic! At The Disco, Fall Out Boy, and My Chemical Romance but also has Twenty One Pilots, Pierce The Veil, Sleeping With Sirens, and many many other bands.)
How To Steal A Band by FallOutChurro
How To Steal A Band
FallOutChurro
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Three emo friends conspire to kidnap the members of Fall Out Boy, My Chemical Romance, and Panic! At The Disco. However, after they kidnap the bands, their plan backfires in the worst way, resulting in chaos, tears, and one of the weirdest group therapy sessions of all time.
Fabulous (Fall Out Boy and Panic! at the Disco Oneshot) by FallOutChurro
Fabulous (Fall Out Boy and Panic! at the Disco Oneshot)
FallOutChurro
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"I am fabulous. I am the most fabulous person in this room," Brendon laughed, running his fingers through his hair. Pete shot up in his chair, and glared threateningly at him. "Excuse me?" he gasped, walking over to Brendon. "I believe I am the most fabulous person in this room." Andy just sat next to Joe, whispering, "This will not end well." The war had begun...
FRERARD CRACK by OhFrankie
FRERARD CRACK
OhFrankie
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  • Parts 6
GURARD NEEDED A MAN SLUT AND HE KNEW WHO TO CHOOSE.
The Teletubby Fic (Frerard Crack Fic) by kinda_outta_luck
The Teletubby Fic (Frerard Crack Fic)
kinda_outta_luck
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gerrd the gren teletubbi wuz walkin arounde teletubbi lande and met sum1 who wud chnge hiz lyf 5evr this might be the worst thing you have ever read.
Tour De Emo by ImNotObsessedISwear
Tour De Emo
ImNotObsessedISwear
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Do you like Tour De France? Have you ever wanted to be like one of those incredible bikers? Do you hate exercise and can't get out of bed? Well you've come to the right place! Tour De Emo is like Tour De France only better. Come sit on a spacious tour bus loaded with food as we travel the world touring 15 interesting "emo" places like Brallon.Media in Germany or a small street called Gerard Way in California. Our 15th location is incredible, you've never seen anything more emo! Bring a few band tees and lots of snacks and join us!
The Pat Fic by FallOutChurro
The Pat Fic
FallOutChurro
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Patrick hates being called Pat. Somebody calls him Pat. Somebody is taught a lesson in the worst kind of way. (THIS IS A JOKE OMG)