"Breaking news: Cult leader Daniel Kraakman escaped from the high security prison chsp! Be on the lookout for this man! If you have any information please call 911 asap!" They'll never find me. I won't go back to that prison. I have a job to fulfill. For Zeemug. (Takes place after S3) (WILL NOT CONTAIN DANVID, BUT WILL CONTAIN DADVID) *picture from the cover is by SilenceArtist on DeviantArt*

7 Minutes but with yelena! (Smut) Inspired by the writer of 7 minutes

"𝗟𝗘𝗧'𝗦 𝗚𝗢 𝗪𝗔𝗧𝗖𝗛 𝗕𝗔𝗥𝗕𝗜𝗘 𝗠𝗢𝗩𝗜𝗘𝗦" basically a groupchat in which everyone bullies each other. - all characters belong to Yoshihiro Togashi! • • • THIS ENTIRE STORY IS A JOKE PLS DON'T TAKE IT SERIOUSLY AND LIKE THE FIRST FEW CHAPTERS ARE UNFUNNY AS FUCK PLS BARE WITH ME