always wanted to make a twilight one of these.

This is complete, I will not be updating this soon or ever. no request but feel free to read

Here's my collection of Loki imagines, short stories about you and Loki. Also to be found on Instagram: @astoldbyloki

This book is obviously about Marvel's Loki This book contains: -Loki as a fanboy -Loki as your emo boyfriend -You as Loki's boyfriend (#gayness #yas) -Loki as your patient in a mental institute (which can only end in smut) (jk) (or not, go read it!) -fandom references -bandom references -SAAAASSSSS -sarcasm WARNING: Contains feels! Don't believe me? Go ahead and read it! I do not own Marvel! ~Dark_Angel_Loki !! :D

Highest Rankings: 1st in Tom Hiddleston Imagines, 3rd in Loki Imagines, 8th in Loki, 130th in Marvel || Just a writing outlet for one of my favorite actors and characters of all time. I do not own Tom, Loki, or any other fictional characters mentioned, referenced, or used in this book. All copyrights goes to the respective companies and owners. The second book is out now! Some sequels parts from imagines are continued in the second book, so don't forget to check it out!

Unprotected is a story from the collection The Last Girlfriend on Earth. Love can be messy, painful, and even tragic. When seen through the eyes of Simon Rich it can also be hilarious. In thirty short, sharp, ingenious stories, Rich conjures up some unforgettable romances: An unused prophylactic describes life inside a teenage boy's wallet; God juggles the demands of his needy girlfriend with the looming deadline for earth's creation; and a lovestruck Sherlock Holmes ignores all the clues that his girlfriend's been cheating on him.As enchanting, sweet, and absurd as love itself, these stories are Simon Rich's Valentine to readers, an irresistible collection of delights. All that's missing is the heart-shaped box.

For little kids, Halloween is a time to dress up in cute/ terrifying costumes and receive candy from strangers. For pre-teens, it's a time to prank their old neighbors, while for teens it's a time to get drunk at outrageous Halloween parties and dress up in ridiculously inappropriate costumes. For me Halloween is a night I usually spend with my grandma but she died. I went to visit her grave at the Cemetery and saw the most gorgeous thing, the Bloody Blossom Tree. I went over and tugged in the branch, and a rain of blood red petals washed over my face. The next day all I'm aware of is 1. I am now a vampire 2. I am a 'famous' immortal descent 3. I am now married to the Dead Vampire Prince What am I going to do now?