A man named Elmo and a man puppet named Kermit fall in love. They were childhood friends, but Kermit moved away, instead of living on Sesame Street, he lives on Disappointment island. That 384738377 miles away from his love. What will he do? We have no clue. Why? Because none of this happens in the story. Again, why? Because my friend and I are fuckers.

This is a true story of Two Lovers and the difficulties they face so they can get their very own Happily ever after.

Hi my name is y/n and my life, it's pretty crazy. It all started when I walked down the street, I saw my best friends Shaggy and Velma. Suddenly Velma tripped over and lost her glasses. "My GlAsSeS" she yelled. She dropped to the floor and her glasses crunched below her knee. "Oh no" I said. I gave her my spare pair of her glasses from my f/c bag. "ThAnKs" Velma said. I had to go because I was late for a meeting. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I said goodbye to my friends and carried on walking down the street. I looked up at the beautiful blue sky and saw something quite peculiar... It was a man, he was flying with wings of what looked like a flightsuit... with only wings of a flightsuit... Oh no, imma fail no nut November _WARNING MIGHT HAVE SMUT IM NOT SURE YET IM WRITING THIS AS IT GOES ALONG SO LIKE HAVE FUN I GUESS_

Follow the intense love story between Shrek and his noble steed, from prison to a wedding, from friends to lovers, find out how the pair finds the layer to each other's hearts.

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Barry is moving out of the hive and going to live in Texas! But along the way, he meets and falls in love with a handsome stranger by the name of Shrek. But Barry has promised himself to another! Will love prevail in this epic tale of drama, love, heartbreak, and death?

For some reason this isn't really a massive joke??

Dr.phil was just on a walk one day to his school and thomas zooms over. Thomas blushed, c-can I have your autograph senpai? what will happen to these two? Look at my announcements if you wanna see sneak peaks to the following chapter(s)!!