DavexKarkat oneshots- contains fluff, sadstuck, smut, other random stories. Trigger warnings are listed in hashtags. Have fun reading my trash- (I do not own any of the characters or the books cover) -Anthony

Sburb, a human owned company..and Sgrub, a troll owned company. What happens when these two rival companies both have an employee do snooping on the other without getting caught? Maybe accidentally fall in love? Well, we will see what happens when Dave and Karkat are put up for this job. Homestuck and its characters belong to Andrew Hussie. (And another story for the ESS tradition since it was a tie in the vote! Hope to enjoy! )

The worst lemon on the entire planet

Dave Strider, now falling into a deep Depression, believes he has nothing to live for. Locking himself in his room and crying have become two of his few hobbies, and when he isn't alone, moping in his room, he's talking to Karkat Vantas. Karkat has been the only thing keeping him sane... and alive. But, there's something that Dave is completely oblivious to: Karkat has been in love with him for quite some time, and has yet to express how he truly feels. Not before long, Dave slowly begins to realize that maybe, just maybe, being more than friends is an option...

Some Davekat cuz I was bored. Basically, Dave likes Karkat. He thinks there's nothing he can do about it, but during Summer Break (wow, so original) they get invited to stay at Eridan's because he has no friends (lol me). Some stuff ends up happening and... yeah... I suck at descriptions... (The title could refer to several things... I'll leave it up to you guys to decide) Also, there will probably be some Erisol and Cronkri in this. Oof I suck. Please read this. I swear the story is better then the description... probably... NONE OF THE IMAGES ARE MINE!!!

Since everyone writes so many sadstucks I thought hey let's make a happy and funny one aye ((excuse bad grammar, I don't write very often..))

Hey this is a requested oneshot and I will try my best to provide you with some really good one shots (BY THE WAY BEFORE YOU CONTINUE THIS IS YAOI (Boyxboy sex) AND FOR MATURE AUDIENCES SO IF YOU DONT WANNA READ THAT KINDA STUFF THEN DONT READ IT SO YOU DONT HAVE TO GO THOUGH THE TROUBLE OF REPORTING ME)