ᴀʟᴇxᴀɴᴅᴇʀ ʜᴀᴍɪʟᴛᴏɴ, ᴍʏ ɴᴀᴍᴇ ɪs ᴀʟᴇxᴀɴᴅᴇʀ ʜᴀᴍɪʟᴛᴏɴ ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ's ᴀ ᴍɪʟʟɪᴏɴ ᴍᴇᴍᴇs ɪ ʜᴀᴠᴇɴ'ᴛ sᴇᴇɴ. ʙᴜᴛ ᴊᴜsᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴀɪᴛ. ᴊᴜsᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴀɪᴛ.

this story consists of fake characters and an even faker storyline

Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!