"You're an asshole," I blurted. "You're such an asshole that your actual asshole is jealous." Silence. What the hell did I just say? Out of all the insults, I choose one that makes the least sense? Damn it, why couldn't I just have been born normal... Wait, never mind. Psh, screw sanity. "Can we keep her?" Tyler suddenly says, bouncing on his tippy toes. "Please, Keith? Can we keep her? Huh, huh, huh?" What am I, a pet? "Keith" whipped his head towards Tyler so fast I could've sworn I heard a crack. "Keep her?" he echoed. "No, Tyler, we can not keep her." Thank you. "She's utterly useless to us, and you want to keep her?" I gasped, placing a hand over my chest. Useless? Damn, these people are rude as hell. "But," Tyler whined, walking over to me. I tensed all over when he squished my cheeks together. "Look at how adorable she is. She's just so innocent... you'd never suspect anything bad from her." Keith expression changed, to one I knew very well from my experiences with Val. Lightbulb. "Tyler, you are a genius," Keith says. Tyler's hands stop squishing my cheeks. "I am?" "He is?!" everyone else says. Keith doesn't reply, just keeps on grinning wickedly. And suddenly I have a feeling that I am not gonna make it out of here alive. - WARNING: VERY CRINGE WORTHY MATERIAL NOW AVAILABLE TO PURCHASE http://www.lulu.com/shop/angel-zenith/the-gangleader-kidnapped-me/paperback/product-23087208.html Highest Rank: #1 in Humor April 19, 2015 CoAuthor: DreamCreature

"Chilling in my comfy onesie! Chilling, chilling, chilling in my unicorn onesie!" I sang while doing a little dance. Then I heard laughing behind me. "Who goes there?" I said spinning around and doing a ninja pose. Oh my lord! Nosebleed! I am looking at two (hot) guys right now. One was laughing and one was glaring. My eyes narrowed on the one laughing. Is he laughing at me??? "What you laughing at? Huh? Huh? You wanna piece of me? Do ya? Come on I'll take you! I'll beat you're arse!" I said jumping back and fourth on my heels. "Blake you idiot, stop laughing and get her or so help me I will kick you in the throat!" Mr. Grumpy threatened. "Whaaa???" I questioned confuzzled. "Why you so mean to me?" He whined but walked to me anyways. "Shut up, I'll start the van." He growled and left the room. Whoah, someone's on there period. And I am one hundred percent sure it's not me. "Come on, let's go." Blake said picking me up bridal style. "What? No! I don't wanna! I don't wanna!" I yelled thrashing in his arms. "To late" he smirked and placed me in the van. uh-oh. *** Ladies and gentleman, I introduce to you, Maya Greene, 18 year old girl. She is your bubbly, weird, and as some people may say, very childish kind of girl. But what can you say? She is a child at heart. What will happen after she get kidnapped? Read to find out! Enjoy!

She's loveable, unpredictable, mischievous and...well, a psycho. She's Cookie Aileen Carlisle, a jovial girl with many personalities. He's stubborn, hard headed and a cruel lad, a no nonsense cad. She's the water to his blazing light, the controller to his madness. She's his perfect antidote.

SEQUEL TO LOVING A VILLAIN There were sparks when we met, but not the kind that you would think. One look at him quite literally knocked me out. Seriously. I was unconscious. He was not some shining hero on a white horse, who swooped in and saved the day. No he put the Hero's head through a wall and laughed. Overall, he and I are a complete shit show. Complete. Shit show. He isn't nice. Or kind. Or hell, even legally decent. And he sure as hell isn't sane. Through all his shitty qualities, the villainous attitude, and even all the multiple attempts on my life. I fell for the villain of the century. My damn luck. Blue Doom. But did we get the semi-happy ending? Or at least the one you're suppose to get when you end up with the villain of the story. But no. I get the short stick. He's nothing I ever imagined, but everything I'll ever need. I already fell in love with the villain, now its time for me to save his crazy ass.

When a sleepover turns into a kidnapping spree, Ariel and her friends must fend for themselves and fight against the awaiting chaos waiting for them. What happens when they're kidnapped by no one other than Xander King himself. A kingdom of the unknown and a journey of pain and victory seems to be a call away. One Way to Be kidnapped. ................ *Heavy Editing Going on* Read at your own risk. Do Not Copy My Work. Copyrights reserved!

Oreos. That's one word that'll have Leah Summers weak to her knees. Her obsession with them is like an obsession someone has for drugs. Touch them and you'll most likely end up 6ftn under. Jaxon Knight, your typical Mafia badass. Heartless, cruel, powerful. No one stands a chance against him, he gets whatever he wants with a snap of his finger. Running the biggest Mafia in the world, with the strongest of assassins. With an unusual meeting, both their lives take a turn. Mystery, sadness, serendipity, and happiness await them both. But at what costs? The Mafia King Ate My Oreos ............................................. *Fast-Paced* Major editing going on. Read at your own risk at this point lolz ALL RIGHTS RESERVED TO ME AND ONLY ME! Do not copy my work. Just don't even bother doing so. #2 in food .................................................

All my life I've been bullied and abused by my pack who were supposed to be my family, even my twin brother joined in... If anything, he was one of the worst, I thought I could bear with it until my destined mate would come to rescue me but like usual, things didn't go to plan. Lets just say, after that incident I ran away to a better place and no, i didn't kill myself and go to heaven because to be honest that would be real stupid! I mean yeah, I think I had the raw end of the deal, the short straw and all but come on it's all a part of life! But what I did do was run away to a better pack, a better place with a better family and i'm now back for a little revenge... Who knew that being rejected could bring me happiness?

"Do you have any idea how dangerous I am?" The old white haired man sneered at me with his yellowish teeth quite on display. Eww, Colgate should take him for the experiment! "I don't. How it is even related to what we are talking about? Being dangerous is another of your secret?" I wondered loudly, trying the best of my ability to understand what exactly is the old man's problem. "F**king hell, where did you idiots get her from?" He yelled out loudly at the men surrounding me. Bambina Fae Black is an amazingly lucky person you could ever meet. She is lively yet silly, crazy and has love for challenges and extreme sports. How will the young twenty two year old meet the hero of her life who is nothing but dangerous and cruel? Faustino Ale Diaz is the Mafia leader of the greatest known Spanish organization. He is cruel, dangerous, arrogant, conceited and most importantly, damn handsome. How will his life take absurd turns when a troublemaker like Bambina crashes in? Follow the journey of Bambina and Faustino and see what twists can make the formidable Mafia bend how Bambina wants. ~*~*~*~*~*~

Sequel to Mistaken Identity's Revenge. Book 2: Identity series - Read TMIR before this, as this continues on basically straight from the end of the first book. ~Past~ Leon Artemis has always been alone, his past had very little light, his light appeared in Lucy. He had his Friends - Archer, Drew, Ethan and Grant. Lucy Anermo was running for her life, with the reminder of her life's savings she paid the best crew in the country to take her to safety to her home in Italy. In the protection of the tall and brooding leader of The Devil's Possession, she feels some sort of solstice and safety. His Stoic nature seemed to break away at the seams when being around the Angel that was Lucy Anermo. In the short time of three and a half weeks, they fell in love, and Lucy fell pregnant. Bitter that the man he loves is in love with someone else, Grant felt threatened by the pretty eyed girl and he called in a favour to take her out. Only, let's just say, that said pretty eyed girl is very resourceful, and that it is possible to miss a moving target. ~Present~ In the Aftermath of betrayal, Leon and the others find out that Grant is the Reason that Lucy was Killed. However, After finding out that Lucy is Alive and in hiding with Leon's Child, the Group take it amongst themselves to find her and reunite her with their tall, dark and brooding leader. With the full pledging of Cassidy Clarke as Hacker of the Devil's Possession, it is only a matter of time before they find Lucy. However, Lucy went into hiding after an attempt on her life, she has learnt to trust no one, especially when it came to herself and her 4 year old son Declan. She has been looking over her shoulder for the past five years on her own. With people still after her, she has no idea who to trust, and after finding out that the love of your life's best friend was the one who attempted to kill you, you learnt to protect yourself and your loved ones, even if it meant leaving her Man behind in the dust.

"You know what I alpha Ryder reject you as my mate and banish you from this pack", my mate growled. I ran away from the pack on that day. "you bitch i don't care if you are my mate, i reject you as my mate and get lost from this pack and i never want to see your face", alpha jack yelled at me. I don't know how i get a second chance as mate but my second mate also rejected me.