"Are you - you're touching yourself, aren't you Wilbur?" "What? N - no-" "Don't lie, Wilbur. You've been moaning and whimpering like a whore since we first started." Schlatt states firmly, and fucking hell if his cock doesn't jerk in response.

Wilbur's been a detective for quite awhile now, but suddenly his jobs sent him a curveball, and he's not sure he can recover (Schlattbur) Thing that make me happy 500 reads- April 17th 1k reads- April 28th

[ UPDATE 05/5/21 Yea.. sorry this isn't getting finished.. ] [ UPDATE 09/29/19 WERE BACK BABY! ] [ UPDATE 09/17/19 DISCONTINUED ] - '"Just bros.. yeah?" Wilbur says turning to Schlatt. "We're just bros. Just bros being bros.. just bros... yeah." Schlatt confirms, stuttering every two seconds, unsure of his own statement' - - Ship: Jschlatt x WilburSoot - AU: High school - - - A/N: I'm sorry. This was meant to be a joke but I'm too far gone. Uhh.. if this makes anyone uncomfortable I'm so sorry.

Based on the little competition Jschlatt and Corpse Husband had on twitter. Or, Jschlatt tweets out 'I like Wilbur Soot,' and it ends up on a billboard in NYC.

None of these jokes are mine. Full credit goes to the owners

Namjoon is a rich guy running a porn site, and Jin is the guy he meets on the street, in search of a job SUPER SMUT thats your warning

一 i knew you were way too bright for me. a sad skaterboy meets a small ravenette in the park, and he tells him about the sunset. "you're so golden." ﹏ 𝐭𝐨𝐩!𝐭𝐚𝐞𝐡𝐲𝐮𝐧𝐠 𝐛𝐨𝐭𝐭𝐨𝐦!𝐤𝐨𝐨𝐤 [completed]

Taehyung is a human lie detector, thanks to the efforts of a group of scientists who changed his genes before he was even born. It's made his life difficult, that's for sure, but things are about to get worse. A lot worse. Taekook fanfic, original plot idea given by @JosephineRenbo (thank you for sharing that with me) cover made by @Ssleepy_panda

"Namjoon! Are you okay? What happened?" "I got up because I had to pee and I fell." in.ks Kim Seokjin and Kim Namjoon have long since retired from being Kpop idols. Both perfectly content with never seeing one another again. However what happens when fresh out of the military Namjoon, sees his old band member Seokjin in a clinic after a nasty car crash and can't seem to get the older out of is mind after all the years apart.