"Are you - you're touching yourself, aren't you Wilbur?" "What? N - no-" "Don't lie, Wilbur. You've been moaning and whimpering like a whore since we first started." Schlatt states firmly, and fucking hell if his cock doesn't jerk in response.

Wilbur's been a detective for quite awhile now, but suddenly his jobs sent him a curveball, and he's not sure he can recover (Schlattbur) Thing that make me happy 500 reads- April 17th 1k reads- April 28th

[ UPDATE 05/5/21 Yea.. sorry this isn't getting finished.. ] [ UPDATE 09/29/19 WERE BACK BABY! ] [ UPDATE 09/17/19 DISCONTINUED ] - '"Just bros.. yeah?" Wilbur says turning to Schlatt. "We're just bros. Just bros being bros.. just bros... yeah." Schlatt confirms, stuttering every two seconds, unsure of his own statement' - - Ship: Jschlatt x WilburSoot - AU: High school - - - A/N: I'm sorry. This was meant to be a joke but I'm too far gone. Uhh.. if this makes anyone uncomfortable I'm so sorry.

In which a young girl wakes up in a forest with no memories. --------------- I regret to inform that the MC in this story will be female, and will be using she/her pronouns. no, this is not a oneshot book, this is going to be a story I do not own you, or any of the MCYT featured in this story, I only own the story. updates are (mostly) every weekend :) January 5, 2021: #27 in yanderexreader January 5, 2021: #3 in mcytxreader January 7, 2021: #2 in wilbursoot January 9, 2021: #5 in Eret !JANUARY 16, 2021 10K READS! !JANUARY 29, 2021 20K READS! !FEBRUARY 13, 2021 35k READS! !FEBRUARY 26, 2021 51K READS! !JULY 5, 2021 334K READS!

can wilbur catch a fucking break with me dear irene Anyways him with his shark (plush) loneson he was not wearing pants when he took that photo with that damn shark and i stand by that statement or wilbur soot humping (grinding???) on that plushie its been living in my head rent free for weeks

Based on the little competition Jschlatt and Corpse Husband had on twitter. Or, Jschlatt tweets out 'I like Wilbur Soot,' and it ends up on a billboard in NYC.

None of these jokes are mine. Full credit goes to the owners

Namjoon is a rich guy running a porn site, and Jin is the guy he meets on the street, in search of a job SUPER SMUT thats your warning

一 i knew you were way too bright for me. a sad skaterboy meets a small ravenette in the park, and he tells him about the sunset. "you're so golden." ﹏ 𝐭𝐨𝐩!𝐭𝐚𝐞𝐡𝐲𝐮𝐧𝐠 𝐛𝐨𝐭𝐭𝐨𝐦!𝐤𝐨𝐨𝐤 [completed]