All Naruto and Sai want to do is get home. But what happens when they get lost, Naruto needs help getting his clothes off, and things get a little too wet for Sai's liking? Oneshot(ish), because we all need a little naruto and sai in our lives. COMPLETE

Im a dumb ass bitch Its dumbass bitch hours Im not sorry (PS I WROTE THIS A BIT AGO AND ITS FUCKING CRINGY AS FUCK YALL SHIPPERS ARE SCARY PLS NO HARRASSING ME ABT HAVING BAKUHOE AND IZU FUCK, ITS SCARY)

"ʜᴇʏ ɪs ᴛʜɪs ᴍɪᴅᴏʀɪʏᴀ?" "ɴᴏ ᴛʜɪs ɪs ᴘᴀᴛʀɪᴄᴋ" "ɪ ʟᴏᴠᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴇᴠᴇɴ ᴍᴏʀᴇ ᴛʜᴀɴ ɪ ᴅɪᴅ ʙᴇғᴏʀᴇ" ---- a story in which kaminari texts the love of his life anonymously, hoping to grow closer to him before it all falls apart. ♡︎

*Warning, this was one of my VERY first fics, the grammar isn't good, and the paragraphs don't have spaces, this WILL have a remake. PLEASE BE WARNED THAT AT THE TIME OF MAKING THIS I DID FIRST PERSON, AND ALSO MADE IT HAVE LITTLE TO NO PLOT *Changed the cover cause the old one burned my eyes. Completed;30 chapters --- Wingman is a name given to people who help others with their relationship, but what if there's another meaning? One that a certain green-haired-boy with emerald wings fits. And yes, maybe his meaning was a little too literal but that was fine My Hero Academia belongs to Kohei Horikoshi

"𝐃𝐨 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐭 𝐦𝐞?" "𝐎𝐟 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐬𝐞 𝐈 𝐝𝐨." . . . ♡️characters belong to Haruichi Furudate, I only own the plot♡️