Luke Alvez gets on your nerves. He's been a thorn in your side ever since he arrived at the BAU, and lucky for you, the feeling's mutual. But one night, everything changes with a text. [ not based on any season of criminal minds ] Cover by @amygraymikae

"You teach the arts, I teach physics." "What, like it's hard?" ________________________ In which Y/N is an arts professor who can't stand know-it-all Dr. Reid. >COMPLETED 07/04/2020

Spencer didn't know what bought him to that particular spot on this particular night, but if he'd believed in fate he would have said it was that. But now, how to convince the woman to step away from the edge of the bridge? **please read warnings in bio before reading**

Heart Buzz is a website that has been talked about around the world and the workplace. So much so, that it grabs a certain technophobe's attention. No pictures, no judgement... Spencer Reid boots up his new computer for a shot at love on the website. notable ranks: #1 in #criminalminds #1 in #gubler #1 in #spencerreid

Y/N has been with the BAU for a little over two years. Her and Dr. Reid are best friends. They know everything about each other... Well almost everything.

When a vicious and well-connected serial killer escapes from prison with a vendetta against the BAU, Strauss makes the decision to send them away until the FBI can catch him. Fairly new to the team, y/n sees sides of the others she hadn't before - especially the otherwise mysterious Dr. Spencer Reid.

Owning a bookstore in downtown D.C. came with its fair share of downsides. You never thought that being the target of a serial killer would be one of them. Luckily, a nice FBI agent by the name of Spencer Reid is assigned to watch over you. What's the worst that could happen?

"How many existentialists does it take to screw a lightbulb?" Spencer asked with a small laugh. Once again the room was silent. You faintly heard Agent Rossi mutter, "Don't." "2. One to change the light bulb and one to observe how it symbolizes an incandescent beacon of subjectivity in a netherworld of cosmic nothingness," he said. The room was silent still, until you laughed. His eyes looked up at yours in confusion. "Wouldn't they sit in the dark and hope that the bulb decided to light again? An existentialist would never change the bulb. He would allow the darkness to exist," you questioned. - #1 #spencerreid #1 #mgg #1 emilyprentiss

"...𝙞𝙩'𝙨 𝙬𝙚𝙞𝙧𝙙 𝙝𝙤𝙬 𝙞 𝙟𝙪𝙨𝙩 𝙢𝙚𝙩 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙮𝙚𝙨𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙙𝙖𝙮, 𝙮𝙚𝙩 𝙞 𝙛𝙚𝙚𝙡 𝙡𝙞𝙠𝙚 𝙞'𝙫𝙚 𝙠𝙣𝙤𝙬𝙣 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙖𝙡𝙡 𝙢𝙮 𝙡𝙞𝙛𝙚." ...in which you are rescued from the famed Poker Faces, only to fall for the FBI genius who rescues you. { criminal minds season 9 } cover by: @amygraymikae

Here's a collection of one shots centering around everyone's favorite genius.