To lighten the wrath of his blackened readers, Frozen Milk was forced to transmigrate into his own novel to witness what *** he wrote. What's this? One plothole, two plotholes... plotholes everywhere! How do you counter a novel full of plotholes? Of course, with constant bullshit, constant crap and constant nonsense! It shouldn't be working but the result? Terrifying! Long live holy creator Frozen Milk! "Damn! What the hell is this?? Wasn't this supposed to be a comedy rip off? A parody? So, why are all my characters leeching onto me? Do I look like a bamboo stick to climb and eat? To stick in between your cheeks?" "Hello? System help?" "System is currently on holida- undergoing maintenance, host." "%$@#!" Frozen Milk was nearing his despair. Bent, straight, bent, straight, bent, STRAIGHT!!!! Be ready to have your brains fried, your life questioned and above all your integrity disappear! ----------------------- Disclaimer: some profanities and innuendos Has elements of BL updates every Wednesday First book in the 'Scum Series'

A salaryman, Liu Xun age 25 years old from the 21st century suddenly found himself in an unknown place once he woke up. He then realized that he actually got transmigrated into a cultivation novel. And the body he occupied is the Big Boss Villain, Wu Jing! Although his future looked so bleak he firmly believed that as long as he didn't interact with the protagonists he would be fine. However, he didn't expect that no matter what he does he always meet the protagonist! What's worse was that it is not even the female but the male protagonist, Wan Yu instead! Nevertheless, thinking that the protagonist was still a child he decided to take him under his wing and be his big brother. Years have passed and Liu Xun was currently having a deep enmity with the protagonist. Liu Xun:''I just look at your future wife for a bit so why are you having that scary looks on your face!'' He painstakingly raised him for years but for a woman who he has just met this ungrateful brat decided to turn against him! So hateful! Liu Xun:''Do you have a 'tearing clothes' fetish or what?! Stop tearing them whenever you are angry with someone else!'' The money he used to buy clothes is a lot more than what he used to buy the medicine! Wan Yu:''Behave or else I won't be polite anymore.'' Liu Xun:''Scram!''