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"Beatrice, you sit in row 3, seat one, and Harry you will be row 3, seat two." Little did I know that those words would change my life forever. [DO . NOT . READ . THIS . BOOK .]

"Being reunited with your childhood best friend after eight years apart? Sounds like a heart-warming story. Finding out that said best friend is now a complete jerk who's determined to make your life hell? Not so much." Georgie and Connor were once inseparable. Best friends from birth, they did everything together - well, that was until Connor's dad got a once-in-a-lifetime job opportunity and the family was forced to relocate to New York. At age sixteen, Georgie's life is totally different - her main goal being to keep her head down and escape the brutalities of high school with as little emotional scarring as possible. Balancing school, work and her dwindling social life is enough of a challenge, but it's about to get a bit more complicated when her conceited ex-best friend gets thrown into the mix. Maybe friendship should come with an instruction booklet.

Shays the new girl. Shes been moving around a lot and she only moves away when her Mom cant get any money from her boy toy. Shay Moves to a new town goes to a new school but the school and town is like no other. In a way its different. While there Shay discovers new things about herself that she couldn't even imagine. She also learned things that she couldn't even imagine about the people around her. She learns the one thing that blew her mind. Shes not human. Not only does she find that out but she finds out that because she isn't bad things will happen. #2 Werewolf #8 teenfiction 5/8/14

Luke Archer and Summer Merrick have always been the It-Couple at Roseville High. When Luke breaks up with Summer at the beginning of senior year, Summer reveals that she has been cheating on Luke with Paul Walden, Luke’s best friend. Angry and betrayed, Luke decides to get revenge, and he enlists the help of Jamie Vandeviere, a girl who has always been invisible to the popular crowd. Their goal is to transform Jamie into the most popular girl at school and take down Summer’s position as Queen Bee. However, being popular turns out to be a lot more difficult than what Jamie had in mind. What exactly has she gotten herself into? ***READ AT YOUR OWN RISK***

-Credit to the amazing @aciddaisies_ for this beautiful new cover, she's amazing- Taylor Harrison. A girl with boring blonde hair, dull eyes and pale lips. A girl who blends in so much she could almost be considered invisible. Taylor Harrison is a nobody, and in some ways it's a good thing but in other ways... It is not... Then you have guys like Ryder Armani (yes like the aftershave) who, despite their comical surnames, seem to own the highest step on the social ladder. He's handsome, sporty, rich and most of all, incredibly annoying. Well, Taylor's always thought so anyway. Despite his flawless face, Taylor has always found things to despise him for, but the more she's forced to get to know him, the harder she finds looking for reasons to not like him...

Sarah's an average teenager but when she gets kidnapped her world's turned upside down. Not knowing where she is and wondering if she is going to survive. This is Sarah's story about how being kidnapped can scar you forever.

Strange things have been occuring in the Miller house lately. Writing on walls, children's laughter and footsteps throughout the house, doors opening and slamming shut by themselves and even the record player which hasn't worked in years found itself playing strange music. Who or what is haunting the Miller's house? Are they safe? Why is their house the one being haunted? Can they get the spirits out of their house before someone gets hurt?