(It's Rewrite Time) Uni had never planned for his life to make a sudden shift to saving the world -- he just wanted a place to stay rent-free after escaping college. Now, after being summoned by a literal goddess to inherit the land once in possession of his grandfather, he and his group of riffraff friends and talking robot will venture into the unknown perils of this world to protect the Land, many obstacles attempting to kill them along the way. From flesh-eating giants, robot-snatching birds, and capitalist scum, it's only a matter of time until fate deters the forces of good from maintaining serenity. When that day comes, the sky will fall and all their efforts will all be for nothing at all... Unless...? **This is a rewrite of UNiCOMiCS' season of THQ2. While it was good, we found it to be lacking consistency plotwise, and since THQ is dear to us, we decided to take it upon ourselves and rewrite it, smoothing out the kinks. Other than the characters that are pulled from Uni's series, all characters and story belong to us.** NOTE: we are aware of the situation with J*n and Ashlie, and we would like to make it clear that we view them as actors, not the characters they played in this story. They are wholly separate from their characters and do not have the same qualities as their real-life counterparts (such as sexting minors). We urge you to do what we did and forget them completely, instead view this as a story than a reflection of real life

Ever since the Admins, descendants of the Endermen, took control, the two former ruling races have been forgotten. Cursed to devolve back into their old forms, only a small minority of these past rulers remain. - - - Wow, another Watcher AU in the hundreds there already are- This is an alternate interpretation though :D I mostly wrote this to toss my ideas somewhere so there probably won't be a very good storyline (if any). Centered around Grian, Mumbo, and Xisuma, there'll probably be others scattered around though. - - - By the way, I have no idea what I'm doing

This was a story I came up with as I was writing it, so it's not that good. But it's basically a retelling of Don's story from THQ. Again, be warned that this is not that good. A lot of the metaphors and imagery are shoddy but I still like this. It isn't finished and I don't think it'll ever be finished. But you guys know how it ends anyways

Would you hide a part of yourself? You might do it if that part scared you. After a while, you might get good at hiding your secrets and past. Grian had experience with that sort of thing, and now he must do it once again - but it's so much harder this time. I am writing this for AO3, but I decided to start posting it on here as well Because of that, updates might be slow even though I update the AO3 version very VERY often This takes place in Season 7, and begins during the Mayoral Campaign

"Grian?" X panted. The figure before them stood, revealing that it was, indeed, Grian, although he was not looking great, His hair was wind-blown, sure, but it looked even more disheveled than that. His flying had been so sloppy that Xisuma had barely recognized him at first. His chestplate seemed to have been strapped on in a hurry, as it hung awkwardly on his body. And then there were his eyes. Bags had formed under them and they were quite bloodshot, yet there was a certain wildness to them. His eyes were wide open despite his fatigue, and he looked more than a little frantic. "Guys! You can't be here!" "What?" X tilted his head in confusion. "Why not?" Grian turned to Scar. "Can't you feel it?" Scar didn't understand. "Grian? What are you talking about? Feel what?" "The magic!" Grian cried. "It's too dangerous for you to be here!" "Grian, you're not making any sense." By now, Grian was visibly shaking. "Just - please tell me you didn't go inside." "We were just coming out," X replied. Grian's eyes, if even possible, grew larger, the redness accentuating the anxiety therein. No - not anxiety. Fear. What happens when Xisuma, Scar, Joe, and Wels stumble upon a strange temple in a distant jungle filled to the brim with magic? What happens when Grian's past is thrust back upon him, after only a year of peace? And why is everyone changing?