I don't like One Direction. So can someone please tell me why I'm stuck on a game show with the five boys who have stolen millions of girls' hearts?

*Formally Known As: "Rules, School and No Fun What So Ever"* What do you get when you mix a sarcastic good girl who has a unhealthy obsession of saying things at the wrong time, a bad boy with an addiction to partying, speaking his mind and Twilight. A dog that thinks mud and white carpet are meant for each other, a cat that likes the look of your bed with claw marks ripped into the sheets and an over protective twin who constantly reminds you that he is exactly fourteen minutes and forty three seconds older than you? Now imagine that you have to live with all of these problems for the next two months... ...Well, I think you get the picture. Her name is Lilly, his is Clayton. And this is their story of the kind of love hate situation they have gotten themselves into.

It had only been three weeks. Three weeks since I had stepped foot into the Hogwarts Castle for my seventh and final year. Three weeks since I realized that Hogwarts would never be the same. Three weeks of torture. Three weeks of the new Hogwarts. And they had been the worst three weeks of my life. -Completed: July 15, 2014 -Winner of Fanfic's July 2014 Oneshot Contest -Featured on Fanfic's "Harry Potter Fanfiction & Fic Recs" Reading List -Featured on Fanfic's "Contest Winners" Reading List

Featured in the official Wattpad @Fanfic Harry Potter Fanfiction reading list! Are you suffering from Post POTTERM Depression? Do you often feel alone in your despair? Ever wonder if there might be a cure? Are you tormenting yourself needlessly? Introducing a new Marauder based fanfiction jam-packed with hilariously serendipitous plot twists, the general unbecoming behavior of teenagers, many an omniscient viewpoint, cheese ball moments and enough magical canon to quench the thirst of even the most diehard Potterhead. Warning! Side effects may include: moderate to severe frustration, giddiness, prolonged dreams of story plots and twists, a desire to jump into your computer screen to join the storyline and an altogether happy feeling. If you experience a reading surge lasting longer than eight hours, please consult a friend or parent immediately as this may be a sign of addiction.

Shays the new girl. Shes been moving around a lot and she only moves away when her Mom cant get any money from her boy toy. Shay Moves to a new town goes to a new school but the school and town is like no other. In a way its different. While there Shay discovers new things about herself that she couldn't even imagine. She also learned things that she couldn't even imagine about the people around her. She learns the one thing that blew her mind. Shes not human. Not only does she find that out but she finds out that because she isn't bad things will happen. #2 Werewolf #8 teenfiction 5/8/14

Sirius Black told Harry that there were four Marauders. He told Harry that his best friends in school were James, Remus and Peter. He told Harry that there were three unregistered Animagi at the time he was at Hogwarts. He lied. There was another, only one other, who Sirius never mentioned. Perhaps because they had a falling out... perhaps because something happened to her. Rowan Mulciber is the missing Marauder, and this is her story.

"Oomph!" The sound rushed out of my mouth as the door opened before I could reach the handle and my body hit a wall. I took a step back and realized that it wasn't in fact a wall, but instead a very attractive male. I looked up at his head to see a very messy, but sexy, mop of black hair on top of his head. When I looked closer, I noticed that his hair was a very deep brown that was probably often mistaken for black. My gaze traveled downward to his eyes, where I found two deep, ocean blue eyes looking back at me. My gaze travelled farther down to his crooked nose, to which I assumed came from too many fights. My eyes finally found his pink, very plump lips, which were turned into a sneer. "You have got to be kidding me!" His pink lips said in a very offensive voice. My eyes turned questioning as I looked back up into his eyes. "Whatever, lets finish this. I, Ashton Carter, reject you, as my mate." He, or Ashton, said with venom lacing his voice. He quickly turned and walked down the now vacant hallway with no glance back. Rejection? On my first day? The first person I make eye contact with at this school, rejects me. I guess that's how this school works, if the hottest boy in school rejects you, you're a nobody. So much for making friends, or mates, or whatever they call people at this school. I shake those ocean blue eyes out of my head and continue into the office to start my new life.