Diagnosed with a terminal illness, Peter Katz hires a hitman to take him out. But when a cure is discovered, Peter's got to outrun the assassin to stay alive! ***** When douchebag lawyer Peter Katz gets diagnosed with terminal cancer, he wants to die painlessly. Still, death seems to elude his every attempt, so he hires an assassin to kill him at a random time and place within the month. Unfortunately for Peter, right after he orders the hit, a treatment is discovered that would add decades to his life. Now Peter Katz has to start running, until the month-long deadline ends. Desperate to survive, he has to deal with tall-dwarves, unionized suicide workers, art terrorism and all the insanity that being alive has to offer. Will he make it to the end of the month? Or will Peter Katz live a life's worth of craziness in however many days he has left? For what is Comedy, but Tragedy + Time? [[word count: 100,000-150,000 words]]

~*He sprinkled me in pixie dust and told me to believe, Believe in him and believe in me*~ ═════════════════════════════════════ A few years have passed and Laney Riverdale is focused on obtaining a college degree. But....as they always say, your past comes back to haunt you. And this past happened to have a name. Peter. Amazing cover by @John_Schorwinson HIGHEST RANKING: #108 in short story (12-15-17)