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The story is about Dr. Wang Yibo, a 38-year-old top heart surgeon and the owner of the famous Gusu Hospital. He is cold, strict, and lives a very lonely life in a big mansion with only his caretaker, Mr. Lam. He believes that a doctor should be like a machine-no emotions, just work. Everything changes when Xiao Zhan, a 22-year-old medical topper, joins the hospital as an intern. Zhan is the opposite of Yibo; he is cheerful, kind, and talks a lot. He believes that medicine is about healing the heart with kindness, not just surgery. From the start, Yibo and Zhan clash. Yibo tries to be very tough on Zhan to "break" his emotional nature. However, during long night shifts and difficult surgeries, they start to respect and fall for each other. Zhan discovers that Yibo's coldness is just a mask for his loneliness, and Yibo finds himself smiling for the first time in years because of Zhan. Their love story isn't easy. Since Yibo is the boss and much older, the hospital staff starts to gossip. The biggest hurdle is Zhan's father, Colonel Xiao, who is very strict and doesn't want his son to be with a man twice his age. The novel follows their journey of fighting against society's rules and proving that love doesn't see age or status. As the title says: "People will talk, but love heals everything." "Prescriptions For Love". Mpreg- Male Pregnancy 🫄 Top- Wang Yibo Bottom- Xiao Zhan

A love story of daring boy Wang Yibo and an innocent boy named Xiao Zhan. As it's a one shot so I won't give description. You'll know everything after reading 😉. Don't forget to vote and comment...

Wei wuxian the Emperor of yilling. Lan wangji a prince of gusu. What happen when they met because of a war and when their past will come before them. Hope you guys enjoy it. (This is my frist FF so please forgive me for my mistakes.) Top - Wei Wuxian Bottom- Lan Wangji

(Currently rewriting it : in chapter 17) "Congratulations Alpha, your Omega is pregnant", said the doctor before disappearing. However ,this good news made the ground slip from beneath the feets of Alpha Lan Zhan and Omega Wei Ying . Wei Ying and Lan zhan hated eachother since the very beginning but fate played it's unfair game again and made them parents of eachother's child. The Betas are the normal people while the Alphas and Omegas are the most rarest that the world doesn't know about their existence because the Alphas and Omegas live together far away from Betas for their safety. Jiang Yanli marriage was arranged with Lan zhan by the Clans forcefully .Lan zhan who was also forced into the marriage didn't want to marry Jiang Yanli as he wasn't attracted to women which was seen as Sin or immortality. Wei Ying decided to sacrificed himself for Jiang Yanli and married Lan Zhan instead before the cultivation world found out. Even though they hated eachother alot they decided to part ways after the drama but unfortunately Lan Zhan got Wei Ying pregnant by accident. Drunk Wei Ying got Lan Zhan accidently drunk one night but on that specific night, Wei wuxian got his first heat . Coincidentally, Lan Zhan got his first rut on that same night too . they couldn't resist the sexual tension and made out tonight. Will they ever fall in love or will they part ways ? How will they raise their first child or one have to raise alone ? Disclaimer: I don't the pics, fan arts, characters. English isn't my first language and if there's any typo then please kindly ignore it. Ranks : #1 fluffandsmut on 14/5/25 #1 mdzs 8/5/25 #1 Grandmasterofdemoniccultivation on 30/4/25 # 1 Jiang Cheng on 30/4/25 #1 Cql on 30/6/25 #1 lanyuan on 5/10/25 #2 Wangxian on 22/7/25

Dreaming With Eyes Open. Zhanyi Version BxB MPREG Description: After coming to Macau from Luoyang, Yibo thought of starting a new life forgetting all the heartbreak and pain. Never ever he knew that the necklace given to him by his grandmother in childhood will bring a new adventure in his life. Xiao Zhan, a CIA agent, assigned a mission to protect Yibo! He has to keep Yibo with him by staying detached but ends up seduced by the beauty of this man. It is their journey... Journey of being together!! Disclaimer 'Dreaming with eyes open' is written by Mahalatse Mokone. I don't own any rights over this story. The same story is available as Yibo as top and Zhan as the bottom on the Wattpad. But that Wattpad author is not Mahalatse, He or she also has edited this story too in the Yizhan version. The real story is the boy-girl version. I am here editing the Zhanyi version. Meaning Zhan is Top and Yibo is bottom in this story version. Because I loved this story too much and wanted to read it in the Zhanyi version. You can point out pronoun mistakes if you find any, I may have missed them. Thank you. Total chapter : 101 KEEP VOTING

This story is only an fan fictions The fifth young Lord of the Lan mansion has no choice but to masquerade as his sister in her bridal attire and marry the prince, because his twin sister has run away for true love!!! Gosh ,this is the most ridiculous However, the ridiculous part is yet to come.... First his father fakes his story of him running away with some brother girl to cover up his sudden disappearance and, worst of all, he makes it known to everyone in the capital overnight Then when he plans to disguise his true identity with his wit against the crown prince, to his surprised, on the night of their wedding.... Wuxian "you're merely a stand-in" Wangji "....." He figured already?

What if when Wei Wuxian jump off the cliff, when he let go of Lan Wangi and fell...he lived for some reasons and left not leaving a trace? What if he followed Lan Wangji that was drag by the lan disciples, seniors and elders? What if he saw Lan Wangi about to get punish? What if he showed himself and protect Lan Wangji from the Lan clan? What if he left with Lan Wangji with him? What if the two of them raised Wen Yuan, now with the surname of Wei? ___________________ Read more to find out. Warning ⚠️ This is a Xianwang fanfic, if you don't like this ship then don't read it. I don't want any hate comments.

Wei Xing had always been a wild card in the Wei family. Beautiful, bold, and always scheming, she found a lucrative niche in the underground world of brides for hire-a discreet service for women wanting to skip arranged marriages or buy time. Her older brother, Dr. Wei Wuxian, a respected pediatric specialist with no patience for his sister's antics, preferred to keep his life surgical, sterile, and scandal-free. That peace shattered on a spring morning when Wei Xing overbooked herself-three weddings, one day, all non-negotiable. And one of them? A prestigious, high-profile engagement to none other than Lan Wangji-a stoic, impossibly upright man from the revered Lan clan. Panicked, Wei Xing begged her brother to fill in just once. "You just have to show up, act distant, and leave," she promised. "He's expecting a runaway anyway." Against all better judgment-and several glasses of wine-Wei Wuxian agreed. After all, no one ever followed through on fake weddings... right? Wrong. Lan Wangji was not the one who hired Wei Xing. His fiancée had orchestrated the swap in a desperate bid for freedom. But Lan Wangji, a man of honor forged in ritual and principle, believed in commitment, not convenience. When the ceremony ended and Wei Wuxian awkwardly removed the bridal veil, expecting chaos, he was instead met with a calm nod. "I said my vows," Lan Wangji said. "I meant them. So did you." "I didn't-" Wei Wuxian stammered. "I was pretending!" "You said them. I heard. I accepted." Now, Wei Wuxian-a no-nonsense doctor with a sarcastic streak-finds himself the accidental spouse of the most rigid man in Gusu. As Wei Xing flees town to avoid lawsuits and angry clients, Wei Wuxian is pulled into the serene, rule-bound world of the Lans, where loud laughter is forbidden, touching after midnight is discouraged, and lying is a punishable offense.

Hi guys This is modern wangxian ff In this ff a twenty two years old Wei Wuxian marries to thirty two years old Lan Wangji due to his family pressure. Wei wuxian was not happy with marriage and after eight months he demands for divorce. Now what will happen!!?? Will Wei Wuxian fall in love with Lan Wangji!!?? This story contains 18+ scenes 🔞🔞 Story cover is mine. Hey guys it's my first FF. I hope you will like it😍❤️