A collection of one-shots primarily featuring Ineffable Husbands! *** Cover Art: F.GAR *** TWs: Blood/Gore, Accidental/Suicide

excerpt: "Gosh, Crowley thinks to himself. Is Aziraphale really that drunk? He thought he was more dramatic. Does he really take his English that seriously? Crowley puts on a robe and walks around the dull lit hotel room. He groans. Technically demons don't really need to sleep, but Crowley swears that his body is uncomfortable after the consumption of too much alcohol. His mind is too bottled up from talking earlier that he jumps into bed and barely thinks of his surroundings. His body merely feels exhausted, aching from the effort of suppressing his desires." All my late night writings when I refused to sleep. There's no broken english, I've made sure of it! It's a short story of Crowley and Aziraphale :) And yes, the cover is my very OWN artwork lol!

Hi again! Same person, last account was deleted. Anyway, this book is completely sfw (aka nonsexual!) and I hope you enjoy! Some are just short drabbles than oneshots. I just write to be honest. I hope you enjoy! Currently Revising! [3/21/24]

a little bit of spice;)

{DISCONTINUED} SBI hero/villain AU Tommy Wastaken, the public knowing him as Crimson, who is the sidekick of the number one hero Dolos. His life is almost perfect, keyword "almost." His mind plays a game with him, making him feel as though he is forgetting something extremely important. But he looks past that, he has a job to do and that is not to be a detective but a hero. But if he is truly missing something from his mind... What could it be? Inspired by: Hold my hand tight (we'll make it another night) - Grasstastic - AO3 Sickness - XatuGrim - AO3 the world forgetting by the world forgot - bonesandthebees (bonesandcacti) - AO3

on hold Rest in peace Technoblade (1999-2022) TommyInnit is known for being in a "family" with his fellow friends and influencers Wilbur Soot, Philza Minecraft, and Technoblade called the "Sleepy Bois Inc". It was made as a lighthearted joke which evolved into the fans loving and obsessing over this idea of the four being related. However, little do they and Tommy's friends know, that this fake family is a little more real than everyone thought. or A story where TommyInnit and Technoblade are actually brothers, but keep it a secret from their fans and friends. The cover is by @Shmeckdoesstuff on Twitter !! I found this on Pinterest and thought is was so cute/perfect for this book!! Everyone should give them a follow and check out their fantastic art :)

Theseus Minecraft was born in the year 1305. He was born into a family destined to walk the earth for eternity and ever, only... Theseus wasn't graced with such curse. Theseus would grow old, wither and one day die, like any other ordinary human. But instead of breaking down, like any other ordinary human would, he simply smiled. He smiled a smile brighter than a thousand suns, filled with innocence, grace and acceptance. 'I would mind death if I didn't know that one day fate would bring us back together' Phil would wait for that day. As would Techno, as would Wilbur. They would wait for their precious sunshine to return to them once again.

There's a person that goes by the name of Theseus. He's a persistent vigilante that is known to be quite a hassle for heroes, always managing to slip away from their sights into the shadows. Tommy is not that well known, though. Instead, he works at a restaurant and befriends anyone that crosses his path. He is a cheery, unusual person that is oddly secretive. He doesn't ever mention what he does out of work, but he still manages to pull people in. He keeps his home life and work life completely separate from each other, never allowing the two parallel lines to touch. So people wouldn't know that he runs around at night illegally, picking fights with criminals and dodging heroes chasing after him. They wouldn't know of his backstory, or his two best friends he considers family. They also wouldn't have a clue about his thirst to take down the villain Schlatt. Or about what the supervillain had done to make Tommy so vengeful. They wouldn't even dream of Tommy hunting for someone, but somehow, truth always manages to slip through the hands of logic.

For the longest time Tubbo had wanted to become a dragon rider. Watching the heros compete, dancing through the sky whenever they weren't busy exploring the world or ridding the world from evil fueled him since he was around five years old. As Tommy knows all too well the only thing stopping him is the inability to find a dragon willing to be tamed. One doesn't force a dragon to do anything after all. It's a good thing he has a plan! The uh, the problem with his plan is that it involves using his full hybrid form, something draining and risky. After all hybrids may not be rare, neither is the ability to shift between three forms with varied amounts of hybrid and human showing through. The thing that is rare though, last seen living on the surface 112 years ago rare is...., Being a dragon hybrid. Aka- my sbi, bench trio (plus Michael as a cat) dragon rider fic were Tommy is a dragon hybrid Aka-brain go brrrrr

Tom Simons has lived at an orphanage for a while. So much that even the workers there make jokes like "That's as possible as getting Tom adopted!". I hurt but I learned to ignore stuff like that he always tells himself "Your life isn't yours if you always care what other people think". Well, guess what Tommy? Getting adopted isn't as impossible as you think. Tommy's File ADHD Has an eating disorder (Anorexia) Trust issues Slight Anger issues An ity bit of Depression