So, I'm Izuku Midoriya. Quirkless, sleep deprived, and-oh yeah-the mastermind behind a website that tells pro heroes how to do their jobs better. Shocking, I know. But here's the kicker: they think I'm some mysterious adult genius. Spoiler alert-I'm 16, living off vending machine snacks, and dodging explosions from my childhood frenemy, Bakugo (we're fine; he only yells at me 90% of the time). My best friends? A caffeine-fueled inventor who thinks glitter is a legitimate weapon and a sleep-deprived insomniac who communicates almost exclusively in sarcasm. My life goal? To analyze and invent anything relating to quirks... Fun! Oh, and somehow, the UA teachers have unofficially adopted me. I guess being their weird problem child comes with free snacks, unsolicited advice, and the occasional "are you sleeping enough?" lectures. What's my secret to success? Sleep deprivation, stubbornness, and the sheer audacity to look All Might in the eye and say, "Maybe punch a little less next time." -- 100% Crackfic

The kid is laying on his bed, his hands holding his phone as he watches... Spirited Away. It crosses the man's mind, not for the first time, that he could kill him right there. Tomura seems to want the green haired menace dead, that's for sure. But he doesn't really care about what Tomura wants, really. Instead, the man leans in by the boy's shoulder, trying to see the screen better. The boy doesn't seem to notice, he's too busy mumbling, his brows furrowed. "... I mean, if the giant baby represents those people who never grow up, what does Haku represent in relation to Chihiro? It's not like he-" "Her childhood" Izuku shakes his head, still intently looking at the screen. "That's too easy" "Doesn't mean it's wrong" "Maybe, but- Eek!" Izuku jumps so hard he falls off the mattress, the phone sent flying to the other side of the room. The man closes his eyes, a pinky going into his left ear. "You're a loud one, aren't you?" From the floor, Izuku gapes at him. His mouth opens, then closes. Then opens again. The man studies him as he sits on the bed, unamused. "I can still kill you. So don't be stupid and scream." Izuku closes his mouth. ---- Dabi starts appearing in Izuku's dorm room from time to time. We should all pray for Izuku, really. There's always something happening to him. ---- Okay, so I come up with something new every two days. Sue me.