It's not over yet. They might have stopped Armageddon, but they haven't stopped the war. Heaven and Hell will have their war, and neither side is accepting a loss. This story is told from both Crowley and Aziraphale's perspectives, and tells the tale of the coming war, as well as the story of two best friends... Or maybe they're more than that.

This will be a collection of short stories about the angel Aziraphale and the demon Crowley from Good Omens. Super fluffy, no smut... although not always entirely PG... I hope you enjoy!!

When an unstoppable force meets an immovable object. When a reality meets a dream. When a reality meets reality. The angel is called across miles of Britain when he feels the demons broken wails. And he only knows true agony when he realized just what this dream entails.

//REQUESTS ARE OPEN BUT I'LL ONLY DO DETAILED GOOD ONES WITH PROMPTS BECAUSE WRITERS BLOCK// Hey sluts. I suppose you wanna read Ineffable Husbands oneshots with occasional Ineffable -uhh whatever Gabriel and Beelzebub is called. I update when I feel like it and not working on O̶d̶d̶ T̶i̶m̶i̶n̶g̶s̶ (I finished Odd Timings now I'm working on Ballad of the Damned). There's lots of angst. A good bit of fluff. A lil' bit of Gabriel's Kind Of Literature (smut). Enjoy you marvelous readers. Started July 2, 2019

Anathema Device and Newton Pulsifer are tying the knot! They decide to invite the angel and demon duo to join in their celebration, but there is a problem. Newt doesn't have many friends he can count on to throw him a bachelor party, so Anathema decides to help her future husband. And does so by asking the ineffable pair to plan the festivities. What could go wrong? -- "Oh, thank you so much. I was really worried. I mean asking a demon and an angel to throw a bachelor party for your spouse sounds crazy, but less so than any of his other options. Just try to keep it casual, okay?" Anathema said. "Oh, um..." Had Aziraphale heard her properly? --

As the title states, this book will be used for prompts for the ineffable husbands week. They will most likely not be in date, but I will make the effort to have something for each prompt. I doubt each chapter will be very long but they will all have a minimum of 1,000 words. (This is the SFW variant of the challenge/activity because I cannot write smut to save my life, therefore the NSFW version would be a waste on my page) Word Count: 25,970

Once again, there are specific prompts for every day, this time the focus is AU's. Each one of these will be a stand-alone, short story, unlike the last time I did this event, where I turned it into one storyline with multiple chapters. The event takes place from September 20th to September 27th 2020. Note: Days 1, 2, 5 & 6 are ineffable husbands one-shots. Days 3, 4, 7 & 8 are ineffable wives one-shots. Word Count: 32,000 (8 one-shots)

A what if of Warlock and Adam being raised by Crowley and Aziraphale as their true selves. As Crowley had picked up the Anti christ he found out that the baby they were supposed to switch him with was being put up for adoption. So Crowley adopts him. He knew this was the start of something special that Aziraphale and him never had before. Yes they've helped kids in the past to find their way through the world. Maybe they can do it again and from the beginning of these kids lives. But what will become of them knowing that the coming war they needed both boys to learn how to be like them.

Vague update schedule, unrelated stories. I usually update every few months but sometimes I get busy. If you see that this hasn't been updated in 3 months dont worry! That's just how I work. 1) I'm Set Free: Aziraphale finds himself distracted by a certain demon, and Crowley finds out that he likes having his hair touched 2) This Thing Called Love: Love is in the air and so is frustration. Crowley gets upset and takes a five-day nap, waking only to hang out with Aziraphale and visit The Them [I have never seen titanic it has nothing to do with it] 3) Champagne?: Crowley is dining alone tonight when he gets some company from a stranger he wishes would leave him be 4) Aziraphale Loves: Aziraphale is a lover many things in life, books, good wine, Crowley, wearing sensible shoes, people, but Aziraphale also loves food, and he just happens to have a poorly timed craving for crepes. 5) Crowley Shrugged: The pair had been talking and sipping expensive wine, during their conversation they had started talking about wings and flying, then Aziraphale had stated that he hadn't used his wings in a few hundred years, which had bewildered Crowley 6) Tight Pants: Aziraphale and Crowley go out to dinner and Aziraphale gets jealous when someone invites Crowley back to their flat. Snake!Crowley and wings 7) just an announcement 8) dancing in the rain: Dancing in the rain isn't always ideal, even though it's always quite romantic. A little boy pointed and said 'look, mummy, they're in love' this made Crowley smile and wave at the boy (I've run out of room)

God does not play dice with the universe. This we know. But God's understudy? She has no such qualms. An angel and a demon, their past and present intertwined, are on the edge of something new. All they need is a celestial shove, and she is more than willing to provide that push. But what she doesn't realize is a little splash can cause a huge wave, specifically the Earth-destroying, Armageddon-bringing kind. Oops. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Basically, I'm sticking to the plot of the show but changing it up just enough that our favourite supernatural entities get together, if that makes sense. Anyways, can I hear a 'wahoo?'