Sam moo moo POV I just gotten home from school and I raced upstairs discarding my backpack and shoes on the way, the second I got in I shut my door and raced to my bed. Dear Diary, Today was the best day of 10th grade..ever. There's this new kid Ceclia Comida and he's A HOT TAMALE. I then hide my diary back under my mattress and go downstairs and raid my fridge my mom isn't home yet so I make myself some frozen waffles, I then out hot fudge ,whipped cream ,syrup , cheerios, spaghetti, pop tarts, bacon, tomatoes (home grown), mustard and strawberries. I sit down to realize I forgot to unfreeze the waffles. Fuck.my.life. As if this dinner could not get any worse I trip and fall onto my table and my white illuminati shirt get stained with all the random shit I put on my waffle and then I hear my doorbell. It was Cecilia.

Harry and Louis are so fucking gay it's great. 🌈🏡💗