Due to an unwanted marriage proposal between Karkat's father and his new fiancée, Mrs. Leijon, Karkat is forced to move into a new house. This unfortunately comes with a new school, and when the star football player starts to get under his skin, he's forced to stoop lower than ever before. ((Haha I suck at descriptions. This is a high school AU. That's basically it))

After decades of living the immortalized, bachelor lifestyle of a vampire, Dirk Strider stumbles upon Karkat Vantas, a young man who's fiancé had been swept away from him. Unfortunately for Dirk, the dead never sleep, and they're terrible with secrets. I felt bad for the few who were upset over the ending of Kill Me Romantically. This is dedicated to @dirkkat. Dirk's a vampire. Karkat's a human. Yeah. Enjoy.