❝ 𝒚𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝒄𝒊𝒕𝒚 𝒈𝒂𝒗𝒆 𝒎𝒆 𝒂𝒕𝒉𝒔𝒎𝒂 // 𝒔𝒐 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒕'𝒔 𝒘𝒉𝒚 𝒊'𝒎 𝒇𝒖𝒄𝒌𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒍𝒆𝒂𝒗𝒊𝒏𝒈 ❞ in which i write abt whatever the fuck i want disclaimer: i will not take down any chapters unless i see fit, so please do not comment telling me to do so. you will be ignored

--- the first words your soulmate says to you are tattooed somewhere on your body. the words appear on your 20th birthday. johnathan "j" schlatt is a tired, sarcastic, broke, coffee-addicted second year business major with a habit of chewing pens and smoking cigarettes. he doesn't want a soulmate, so he keeps quiet. wilbur soot is in love the moment he hears him speak. --- •schlattbur college/soulmate au •usually wilbur-oriented •includes some background ships •lowercase intentional [highest tags - #9 trooper ; #48 schlattbur] !!! MOST LIKELY DISCONTINUED !!! - edited on 5/27/21 to remove techno's real name :] if i'm gonna keep this up, the least i can do is respect that boundary

[DISCONTINUED] A collection of schlttbr one shots. Writing in the first two chapters are of a different style to the rest of the oneshots. I don't write these anymore.

stupid drabbles written at incredibly late hours and rarely beta-read. rqs are open and welcome. i don't actually ship schlattbur don't send me death threats or whatever

❝𝓉𝒽𝒶𝓉'𝓈 𝓌𝒽𝓎 𝒾 𝓁𝑜𝓋𝑒 𝒻𝒶𝓁𝓁. 𝓁𝑜𝑜𝓀𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝒶𝓉 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓈𝓉𝒶𝓇𝓈, 𝒶𝒹𝓂𝒾𝓇𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝒻𝓇𝑜𝓂 𝒶𝒻𝒶𝓇.❞ in which nick falls in love with dave, and dave falls back.

travis falls in love with a dumb monster - heights may inaccurate/altered for story purposes !! lowercase is intended - there is smut in this!!

Before we get into the story and introduction I want to say I DO NOT SHIP THESE TWO PEOPLE IRL. I ONLY USED THEIR NAMES, PERSONALITIES, AND APPEARANCES FOR CHARACTERS IN THIS STORY! Now, to read the introduction and then story! :)) #7 on Traves

yeah. lowercase intended tws / possible bullying, drugs, mentions of drugs

[maybe discontinued? oops] jus' a collection of cscoop/traves oneshots because i can. i absolutely do not do graphic depictions of suicide + death/rape, as those are pretty heavy triggers. however, depending on the prompt or whatever i decide to write, there may be mentions of/descriptions of self-harm, bullying, suicidal thoughts, anxiety, or nsfw, ect. this will most likely be updated as the collections continues. again, i refuse to write any graphic depictions of suicide or death, and forced nsfw.

This is just some nice one shots, I don't write smut or x readers I take request, so shoot away!