What Xisuma wanted to come out of his little competition was some kindness to his community, a good 200 bucks for a local charity of the winners choosing. What he didn't expect to come out of it? He didn't expect everyone who signed up to cross the finish line as a different person. ... "I've never seen Bdubs that mad..." "Can I.. er.. put my hands on yours?" "You gotta ask him out while we're here man!" "Sorry I... I get in my head when I'm nervous." "I can't lose my best friend this way." "I just talked to Rendog. Holy shit I just talked to Rendog." "Just to be the man who walked 1000 miles for you, Tango!" "I genuinely have no clue what's going on." "Just ask him for his number, it's that easy!" "He's going to drive straight into us-" ... (COMPLETED) (13.7k Words in Total)

A story based back in season six, around mid way through the demise game as this was when I started writing it (I've only decided I may as well submit it here now). It doesn't really follow the timeline but still makes for a pretty ok slow burn. Ok. So, hear me out. There are like no stories of this ship, and this is SUCH an underrated ship. As said above it's set in season six as that's when I started writing this and have only now decided that I may as well post it as it's become pretty fun for me to write. Hope you enjoy it, if not oh well your loss. ~Jas

This is fanfiction. I do not own the Hermits nor do I write for them. I write about the characters they present to us on screen. (cover made on Desyner, but the pic was found just by searching 'galaxy' or whatever i searched and picking one)

Oneshots and nonsense relating to team zit on hermitcraft

[EvilXisuma has joined the game.] The message rang throughout the server, a slight ding coming from every hermit's communicator. Xisuma didn't really pay any mind to the ding, as it was common for the hermits to chat using the comms system. It's the sudden flood of messages afterwards that startled the admin greatly. Thirteen or fourteen messages all at once, with more on the way. (Cover made by @EaglewingsRPandBooks , aka me)

Evil Xisuma is released from The Void after being banished into the black abyss two years before. Now he's back in Hermitcraft, and the Hermits don't know what to think. Should they ban him again or forgive and forget? Welcome him back with open arms and cookies or hurt him before he hurts them? And what the heck happened to him while in The Void? Hi! I'm Mya... Um... So...yeah... I'm writing a Hermitcraft AU... Enjoy!!

everyone is doing it, and I also have a lot of ideas in my head. I'll try to write about everyone, but probably will stick to a few hermits since they are probably who I have the most ideas about. there will be no ships at all, everything is platonic and just some good old friends. Also these stories by no means reflect the hermits in real life. They are purely fiction and just for fun. (Warning!) There'll be swearing in here, just saying. (Also all art shown does not belong to me unless I say otherwise.)

One shots that are mostly Grian angst. This is where I will post small stories, there will be warnings on 'chapters' that will require them.