Craig and Tweek aren't the best of friends considering the fact that Craig bullies Tweek ever since he found out that Tweek had a crush on Kenny in the 6th grade. But what Tweek didn't know was that, that was Craig's way of being jealous and putting him off Kenny. I hope this book doesn't offend anyone, it is South Park anyways. I DO NOT OWN ANY OF THE CHARACTERS. ALL rights go to Matt Stone and Trey Parker. I ALSO DON'T OWN THE COVER

Kyle has had a crush on Stan for the longest, but Stan loves Wendy. Kenny never spoke a word of how he feels toward Kyle. He never meant to make the existing triangle more complicated. After Stan's drunk out burst, Kyle finds himself in Kenny's comforting arms.

Cover is not mine