I had the impulse to write this and it took and hour don't expect much

its the election day, will the democrats win? will the republicans win? or is it a tie? we'll find out soon. "enemies by chance, lovers by choice." ~~~~~~~ inspired by @joeysendz ' video on tiktok

Fucking kill me

Most tragic love story

I couldn't find any good trump x pence smut so I took this upon myself. You're fucking welcome.

Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

a short fic where dream and george confess their feelings for eachother

ok so I know I was moving my ass to ao3 but my friends said I should write this so :)) don't worry I'll b leaving after thiss😩😩 prompt: everybody gansta until her boyfriend turns out to be sirenhead

Well...this is the weirdest thing I've ever done. DISCLAIMER: SATIRE. THIS IS SATIRE. DON'T TAKE IT SERIOUSLY. PLEASE. ALSO LIGHTNING MCQUEEN AND THE CARS FILM ARE TRADEMARKS OF PIXAR, I DON'T OWN THEM OR ANYTHING AFFILIATED WITH THEM. Now that that's out of the way, this "fanfiction" follows the story of the reader, a lonely, quiet car who wants nothing more than for Lightning McQueen to "Ka-Chow!" his way into their heart. Will they live the fantasy of their dreams, or will their mechanical heart be crushed forever? Critics are calling it "The Next Twilight" (not really) and "The Greatest Love Story Since Pride and Prejudice" (no no no). Read Lightning McQueen X Reader, and be amazed at the great romance between Lightning...and yourself.