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Future Enemies {TomTord/TordTom} (cringe x1,000,000) by ShadowLeader19
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What if Edd wasn't so nice after a certain someone was looking for Tom. Would the certain someone be nice or just abuse Tom more maybe They'll fall in love. Read the book to find out more This story is based off a video on YouTube The Channel name of this amazing person is 'Little Torm''!!! Full credit to ''Little Torm'' for the first chapter in this book!! The rest of the book except the first chapter is completely my ideas! This book contains -abuse -eddsworld shipping -Tord -swearing -dirty jokes And many more things to come Also the writing does get better I promise Enjoy~ (Cover art not mine nor are the characters except for a few) (I don't update the book much)
sold to you || Dreamnoblade by Give_me_ships
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You already know what's gonna happen just by the title
 𝐒𝐮𝐠𝐚𝐫 𝐝𝐚𝐝𝐝𝐲 | 𝐃𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐦𝐧𝐨𝐛𝐥𝐚𝐝𝐞 by DISC_SAGE
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pov: this is satire i swear. To say dream never thought he'd be giving a head to his college teacher was a understatement, yet here he was doing exactly such. Money and exceptional sex? Who could even try and ask for more? 𝐃𝐈𝐒𝐂𝐋𝐀𝐈𝐌𝐄𝐑 ・Smut ・ Kinky asf ・ Possibly bad grammar ・just- ugh
𝐸𝓂𝑜𝓉𝒾𝑜𝓃𝓁𝑒𝓈𝓈 || Dreamnoblade by T3chn0bladeS1mp
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Technoblade was a prince. One of the three sons of king Philza. He was the oldest between himself and his two brothers, prince Wilbur, and prince Tommy. He was also the heir of the Antarctic Kingdom and a born fighter, the best fighter in the land. Techno never had any emotions, never felt anything. Until he met him... Dream...
Sword Crossed Lovers {a dreamnoblade story} by Universe-of-memes
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Prince Technoblade always knew that he would have to marry, but what he didn't know is that it would be someone so unexpected... I am not shipping real people I am only their online personas.
His Favorite [TomTord] by BlueCipher0
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The Red Army has made their move years ago, War raged throughout the world against them. Nothing worked with the combined government powers. They were useless. The Red Army has conquered most of the eastern side of the world, the western side still struggling to remain free. In England, they struggled to keep themselves up in power. Although the Red Leader seems to want to win their land more than anything else. Nothing will get in his way. But! There is hope... The hope coming in a form of three men, friends in fact. They've been on so many crazy adventures and survived. They formed the Rebellion that helps England separately from the Government. They were so great that not even the Red Army could find their Main Base. Red Leader all the while starts thinking, more like remembering a certain Blue Hoodie wearing man. He has been thinking about him for a long time since 'the end'. So he decides to make a deal with England's government. XXX Eddsworld does not belong to me, but to the amazing creator Edward Gould. Thank you so much and bless your soul. Ship: Tomtord and Eddmatt(?)
No Fear by Reactier
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Growing up Tord always tried to make Tom cower in fear, but Tom was never afraid of Tord to even show a response to his attempts to scare him. It started when they were only children.. Tom was rather innocent when they were kids, so whenever Tord tried to scare him, he'd just giggle and say "You're not scary Tordy!". This would always would make Tord upset and make him question himself if he was scary enough to fulfill his dream to take over the world. That's when he figured a machine of some sort might be able to help him do it. He started learning how to tinker with little devices at this age, he self taught himself this as well. At their teenage years.. Tord kept attempting to pull pranks that would scare anyone, but Tom never even flinched, even when Tord pulled the "Edd's dead" card and even made a fake corpse of Edd. Tom never fell for the pranks and always used to tell Tord what he did wrong, and even give him tips on how to REALLY scare him, which even when Tord used those tips it never worked anyway. On to their adult years when they went to live together with Edd and Matt, Tord STILL couldn't scare him! Even when he would steal Toms precious items and threaten to break them, Tom would just say, "Well then you gotta buy me a new one." Which would stop Tord since he needed to save up for his robot. Now Tord has taken over Russia, Brazil, and Germany and the Eddsworld crew knows they have to stop it at once before he goes any further!
Bottom Dream Oneshots by Shipper3691
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As the title says, Bottom Dream Oneshots. !Now writing in second book! I will NOT be shipping minors. Meaning Tubbo, Tommy, Ranboo, etc. Other than that, everything is fine! You don't even have to have just two people in the ship! Meaning it doesn't have to just be Dream x ???. It can be Dream x ??? X ????, Or even more than just two as well! Art not mine!
Enemies with benefits (TordTom) by smutenura
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(There will definitely be smut And I'm only gonna warn ppl in the first chapter) Please don't report, there's an actual story, not just smut. Masturbation, Sexual frustration, Drama, hate and lubrication. Let's go with that On my old account, this had 60K views, 2.3K votes, and 35 chapters. Dom Tord! Completed story! Have a pleasant life ouo
Kingdom Paradise // { A DreamNoBlade FanFic } by Mango_Boo
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Kingdom AU Description - In a far away world, there are Kingdoms that hold people who have roles - Royalty Villagers Healers Hunters and Chiselers _____ Some information in this story may not be the canon information, this is a fanfic so this is not real so please don't take it seriously _____ If you don't like the ships in this, then don't read this fanfic, ships include - _____ DreamNoBlade ( right in the title ._. ) DreamNotFound SkepHalo Karlnap NinjaNotFound Dream*** D**** _____ Please don't make the original creators/people read this, it's just a fanfic! _____ I do NOT ship the real people, only their personas, please don't make people feel like they should date, that is their own personal choice! _____ The warnings and other information are the 1st part! _____ Started - December 23rd, 2020 Ended - February 7th, 2022 _____ Reads - 5k reads : Saturday, February 20th, 2021 10k reads : Tuesday, March 16th, 2021 15k reads : Monday, April 12th, 2021 20k reads : Thursday, May 27th, 2021 _____ Achievements - #2 in toptechno | May 23rd #5 in dundy | May 23rd