when you first started dating Elmo you thought he was a sweet, soft, kind guy. But it didn't take long before you found out he was a mafia Mafia boss. how will this mafia stuff affect your life?is Elmo really the right guy for you? will big bird steal your heart? there's only one way to find out read the story! this is a crackhead story. sorry

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Kermit photos that are deep in my camera roll

I just found me some..... cursed images I shall share them with you

Spiderus x Mandrake x Miss Spider Mr. Spider x George (Peppa Pig)

Y/N wakes to find her first beloved standing at the foot of her hospital bed. Tragedy. Betrayal. Connecting. And growing. This is a joke fic if you couldn't tell

A story that will make you wet.

sooo like *pops gum* this is the story of spiderus and how you shouldn't throw off his groove xddd

An engaging novel of endless quality, brilliance and piZAZZZ! Miss Spider has gotten herself into a mystery involving murder, sex, Pikachu, drugs, Zelda, spiders, the wiggles, Eminem, evil, jail, her and FUN, needs help QUICKLY!!!

The title explains