very hot indeed no i'm not a trumpet, but that debate had some serious sexual tension going on like 🥵

About three things I was absolutely positive. First, the hot guy's name was Farquaad. Second, there was a part of me that wanted him to farq me. Third, onions. Shrek X farquaad :) K this story might be a joke but Shrek definitely isn't.

i got bored then made this so enjoy

a breathtaking short novel about two star crossed lovers. you will feel so many emotions reading this. enjoy.

THIS IS MY OTP

Many said it was unlikely, impossible even for an Ogre and galactic warlord to ever fall in loved. But that changed on day when Shrek a beloved ogre to all fell in love with perfect purple playboy, Thanos, on the battle bus. See how their love unfolds in this epic tale of romance and drama. Iconic characters from both marvel and Shrek may even try to muck up their relation ship.

#onestorychallenge #sharted #testes #12&under #jkdontreadthisifyoure12&under #beststoryever

gay drama between Obama, Todoroki, and maybe Dr. Phil

Tbh my otp ;)

Angelina is a mouse. Thomas is a train. Can they ever be?