A gay twist on a Harlequin tale. CEO Pete Wentz is in trouble. After a very emotional breakup with his girlfriend (emotional on her end of course), She decided to ruin his life. By selling false stories about Pete being a homophobic asshole. But only half of that is true. The head of his marketing team decides that to totally expel the rumors, Pete should hire a guy to pose as his boyfriend. And Patrick Stump is just the man for the job. After his boyfriend of almost ten years breaks up with him, Patrick finds himself in a stump. (haha) He can't afford to live in their apartment alone and his paintings haven't been selling well. So when he gets offered a job to pretend to date someone for fifty thousand dollars, he jumps at the opportunity. But can he keep his heart out of this artificial relationship? Or will real emotions surface from this faked love?

==COMPLETED== ***BOOK ONE OF THREE*** Ten years ago, Hayley Williams and her band started a business, Paramore Entertainment (unofficially called Misery Business). They've had twenty-five successful missions out of twenty-seven. One of the failed ones? Panic! At The Disco. And it's because Hayley fell in love with P!ATD frontman Brendon Urie. Instead of leaving him, like she's done to countless other guys before, she stayed. And the two of them are still together. But what happens when Hayley receives her next mission, "the redemption mission"? The mission: To break up Fall Out Boy Will she be able to complete the task? Will she and Brendon beat all odds and live happily ever after? Find out in "Decoy (FOB/Paramore FanFic ft. Brendon Urie)" Author's Note: This story is a fanFICTION and the histories/relationships of the bands/band members don't match up. So please keep that in mind as you're reading! Thanks!

Sweet, fluffy, and romantic Patrick Stump imagines for the people. Since Patrick is married and taken, we just have to hopelessly fake-date him through fanfiction written by me, a sad emo teenager who doesn't have a social life and spends all her free time wandering hopelessly through Hot Topic. It's kind of depressing to think about. Wait, what was I saying? Oh yeah. Imagines. Read them.

Patrick Stump has been homeschooled all his life, so when he gets the chance to go to high school, he has no idea what he's in for. He befriends Pete Wentz, who is "too emo to function" and Hayley Williams. But when the Plastics, Andy Hurley, Gerard Way, and Brendon Urie, take an interest in Patrick, he finds himself becoming one of the most popular boys in school. However, when he falls for Elisa Yao, Andy's ex-girlfriend, things get ugly. (Mean Girls with a Bandom Twist, mostly Fall Out Boy, but some Green Day, MCR, Panic!, and Phan. I don't own Mean Girls or any of the celebrities featured in the story. Please don't copy this story, I've seen lots of copies and I work very hard to write this)

A word that strikes fear into the hearts of humanity. A word that affects nearly everyone. A word that has killed millions, and continues mercilessly on its murderous rampage. A word that is now all too familiar to Fall Out Boy.

please tell mom this is not her fault.