At the ripe age of 19, Jesse found himself stuck in the hands of the government after a bust. He was faced with rather rotting in prison for the next years in his life, or rather serve in blackwatch. He chose the option he figured had the best beds, yet before he could join the team, he had to prove himself in his trust, and hard work. So there he was, stuck in working in temp services in the middle of Midwest nowhere. Little did he know he'd learn a little more than just hard work and trust. [This book contains lots of foul language, so unless you don't already know your swear words, I wouldn't recommend reading any farther] [ copyright stuff, everything belongs to their respected owners, I own nothing but the words I write in this story, etc. etc. ]

You've finally done it. All that's left to do is accept what's happened and start again. (This will be a short story, so don't expect this to be running that long, I'd give it about ten chapters or so)

What if a human were to fall down in the underground without a soul? What if an entire universe were to have no resets anymore? What if one's hands were made out of hot pockets? All of these questions will be answered in this book! Well, besides the hot pockets question, that will be answered now! You would be the first one to be eaten in survival situations! That's about it really. (Blah blah Blah, I don't own anything but the story, Toby fox owns undertale and the fanart belongs to their respected fanartists blah blah blah and all that jazz) And welcome to this thing I guess all you dirty memers, meme lords, and undertale trash!!

Ever wondered what could force someone into ending their life? What could possibly go wrong in a Hellhole of a school in a crappy society.

Tbh some of the one shots have multiple parts! And this is filled with trash! So yea, read if ya want to Slow updates sometimes WARNING : THERE IS A LEMON IN THIS BOOK, IT HAS A WARNING AT THE BEGINNING, IF YOU DON'T LIKE THIS TYPE OF STUFF THEN SKIP THAT PART OF THE ONE SHOT THANKS

Next person to comment on this monstrosity gets fucking vored!! × ❝You made your choice a long time ago.❞

Within this book, you'll be finding yourself sucked into the world of the many characters that Arthur Kirkland (England) holds. Not only will you be able to fall in love with him but you'll be able to see sides that he doesn't just show to anyone in particular. Either he will be his normal awkward self or his wizardly self either way you will see each sides of him. So with an open mind come and enjoy the sides unseen! And for those who like it short and sweet, these are X reader inserts. If you don't like them then you've come to the wrong place. Sorry...

Well here is a 2p Canada x reader my first hope u like i liked it

The reader (you) is the best friend of a tomboyish high-classed princess and looks exactly like her in almost every way. Due to this fact, you agree to do many favors for the princess, such as attending ballroom dances and dress fitting. But one day, a favor you decide to do for the princess one night ends up turning life as you know it upside-down.

This is an old, outdated crack fanfiction. I absolutely loathe Hetalia because of this fanfic, and because of all the people who STILL comment on it. I don't care about America, England, Russia or any other character. Ships? I don't care. I only keep this up because of nostalgia or some shit, but please let Hetalia DIE