Titania has the worst luck of the ancient world. First, her brother steals the Queen of Sparta and leaves her behind to deal with it, and then she's taken prisoner and forced to watch as 1000 ships sail to destroy her beloved city: Troy. The worst fact is that she's forced to stay with the unpredictable hero Achilles, who's unfortunately charming and undeniably good-looking. 1 princess. 1000 ships. Will Titania be able to save her city before it's too late? Or will the affairs of the heart get in the way?

This is all about Napoleon...thee Napoleon Bonaparte (Napoleon I, mind you) Funny Parts and Facts, too. Plus extra stories that may or may not be a part of himself or with the characters of School Story. Enjoy!

Freddy Chopin, "Shroom" Schubert, Franz Liszt, Wolfie A. Mozart, Ludwig Beethoven, and Tony Salieri didn't expect to spend their summer away at Crappie Lake Band Camp, but somehow they all end up in the same boat. Or, the same cabin to be precise. There, the boys forge new friendships and uncover new mysteries. Why is Freddy so scared of everything? What's making that weird noise in the woods? What do Constanze and George do when no one's around? What's really in Bach's terrible cooking? There's only one way to find out: make it through the summer.

Which composers live on in the modern world? Does Mozart pick up an important person randomly at starbucks? Why the fuck is everybody immortal? Find out in this shitty story.