Roll the Dice (King Dice X Reader)

You attempt to spice up your love life with King Dice. However, things do not go as expected. 16+ for heavily implied sexual theme but no actual sexy times. Sorry, but not this time! :( It has been a very long time since I have been able to write anything. I apologize if isn't the greatest but I had to get this idea...

King dice x reader, (Lemons! owo!)

Mr. Dice man wants love, and he finds you. He thinks you are spicy and falls in love with you. He wants your yummy body. Will you except his dicey love? Or will you leave him in the dust because he is a die. Or will you realize that this is a stupid ship.