"There is a boy who catches my bus who act happy every morning from 7am. He sits with his friends and gives them empty smiles and wears long sleeves in the middle of summer. I sit two seats behind him and I think he is beautiful." This tragic story about two depressed teens just trying to find themselves in this world is sure to be a tearjerker. Join Victoria and Brad on there adventure through life. Through all the love, heartbreak, depression and death.

This is just a fun...blurb I guess. It is my idea of online chats between all of the Harry Potter characters, if they had instant messaging. I claim no rights to any characters.

Do you have a death wish? Ever wanted to know how to piss off the members of the Harry Potter cast? Well now you know! 30 failproof ways to piss off Volde-er, He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named, Snape, Malfoy Jr. and Sr., Bellatrix, the Golden Trio, Umbridge, and many more. :)

Warning: This can be very awkward and random and of course, hilarious. Read at your own risk. :P

A bunch of conversations by all your favourite characters from Harry Potter