edit: WHY IS THIS BLOWING UP NOW I STARTED IT IN FEBRUARY also before you ask YES THIS IS SATIRE 😭 it all started when my girlfriend showed me Bully Maguire and I thought it would be funny to write a parody of a tumblrina sold to one direction story about it 💀💀💀💀 and somehow it's #28 in emo now???? what the hell yeah uhh the title says it all ~ inspired by my girlfriend who loves this movie ✨❤️ (y/n = your name)

[Watty Awards 2019 Winner - New Adult!] Damian Ryker is something of a nomad. In his 22 years of life he's moved a grand total of 14 times. But he's here to stay this time, honest. He's already got himself a cushy new job in town and he's exploring the popular local shops, like that coffee shop down the road. It seems nice enough, perhaps a little too hipster for his taste and the barista is awkward, if not the slightest bit weird. But there's something strange about the innocuous café, like-oh I don't know-earthquakes that seem to destroy it every morning before miraculously repairing themselves and leaving him with the only memory of it. And just when that sounded a tad off, things start to get...a little out of this world. ------------ This was my 2017 Nanowrimo story that I couldn't quite fall out of love with. Inspired by the fun and fascinating world of fan fiction AUs, I hope you'll have as much fun with this as I had writing it!

This book is about a man who is very very depressed, and has bought an old mansion, in that mansion the SevenDeadlySins live, and they take pity on him, so they help him turn his life around, Pride helps with confidence, Sloth tells him when to take breaks, Greed teaches him to be generous to himself every once in a while, Lust helps him find better friends and get laid, Wrath helps him stand up for himself, and so on! This is written with narration and in a sitcom like style, Enjoy!!

Sydnie's life had gotten a little ... predictable. She went to the same boring job every day and had the same boring conversations until a mysterious stranger showed up and changed everything. What was his secret? Perhaps it had something to do with the Strawberry Watermelon Wendy's beverage he was constantly sipping from. Whatever it was, Sydnie wanted in.

Dib decides to try a new way of exposing Zim. Dib states that it's for the sake of Earth. How Will this play out? Will it be successful or fall apart.

one shots of the septic egos, fluff angst ships.

When Darkiplier makes a chat so he can easily communicate with all of the other egos, It doesn't exactly go as planned (NOW WITH ACTUAL PLOT, WHAAAAAT?!)

Note: This is NOT abusive Love. So um.. Just read to find out?? Also this book might have a bit of some other comics. Start Reading! --->

Cover by me :3 also may be inspired by other incorrect quote books

This AU is technically an alternate timeline to the Valiant/Heroic AU where Slug manages to become boss, alternates of 505 and Dementia were never created. The rest is deeper, you'll have to actually open the book to find out how the two interact.