Mr clean X reader
have romance with the man himself
In a world where a smurf on steroids wants everyone to eat his fucking apples and do his fucking exercise... there is one villain which only wants one form of exercise... and he wants it with you.
* this is just gonna be crazy so prepare yourselves * "it's simple; he's lonely. he needs a friend. and i'm going to be his friend." "she came along, and then i wasn't afraid of losing them; i was afraid of losing her TO them." (((just a note: to all those asking if this is a joke, it was, originally. but I...
SHARTS OKOK idk if they consider me frieneds BUT I'm making this bcz most of them said it's fine so prepare for shartyfemcatboy sorties 😏 THEY ARENT ALL FINISHED ILL DO MORE BTW