There is a kingdom called Stardies. It's walls are built to the coast of Farixfa and it's surrounded by dark forest, where even the sunbeams are extraordinary. The king Edd Gold has finally had enough of their little problem. Problem...called Dragons. They are eating cattle of Edd's people. They even eat those unlucky ones who happen to be in their way. In other words, they won't only eat animals, they eat those poor humans as well. Edd and his loyal right hand man Tord Larkins, will pass a new dragon law. When the law comes into force, it gives the soldiers permission to kill those sickening lizards, and eat them instead. The dragon slayer also has license to make armor or weapons of a dragon's skull, bones, scale or claws etc. However, behind Edd's back, something is lurking, and that something is way worse than the ravages of dragons. _____ !TRIGGER WARNINGS! : Gore, animal and human abuse and inappropriate language. This AU is completely my own, so most of the photos in this book are made by me. Please don't steal it or repost without asking. Eddsworld belongs to its rightful creator Edd Gould. The characters, not the real people, are used. Just to be clear, I don't ship the real people, only the characters okay. I also have changed the characters last names. Edit: Rewritten :3

When nineteen-year-old Angie Nohl accidentally kills a man in a skirmish one night, she never would have guessed that man could be the god Poseidon. A heavenly bounty now on her head, Angie is a fugitive at large. When the trickster god Hermes comes to her aid, however, the two spring up a wild idea: pin the disaster on another person, and take the prize money for themselves. The feat certainly won't be easy, especially not when two of Angie's childhood friends, hired by the gods to locate her, see right through her plan. Follow the unorthodox journey of a god, a part-time online college student, and a wood nymph as they attempt a divine deceit for the ages. -will likely have occasional strong language, just as a warning. As always, like and comment if you enjoy! -

Lily is a laidback slacker with a phobia for commitment...who happens to owe the devil her (nonexistent) firstborn. When the ruler of Hell comes knocking, what choice does she have but to let the devil play matchmaker? *** Lily has never been good at relationships, not that it matters to her. That is until Eve, a seductive woman claiming to be the devil's apprentice, shows up to collect a debt Lily doesn't remember owing: her firstborn child. Without a firstborn to give, and with the threat of eternal damnation at her heels, Lily finds herself on a chaotic matchmaking quest with the devil herself. Eve swears she's only playing matchmaker to collect the debt owed to her, but with each failed set-up, Lily suspects there may be something more to the devil's plan. [[word count: 60,000 - 70,000]] Cover designed by Joe Resch [[Wattys 2020 Winner]] Content warning: this story includes dark humour, mature themes, and scenes of violence and gore

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THIS IS A SEQUAL TO UTOPIA, ANOTHER TOMTORD FANFIC I WROTE Since Tord has gone missing, Tom is the new Red Leader. Tom believes in Utopia, and he plans to finish what Tord started by massacring 7.5 billion people. While this is happening Pat is the new Purple Leader and 75% of the Purple Army has been captured by Red Leader Tom, who has Pau's research still. Pau and Pat continue to look for the notebook because there's been an adjustment... one in which they must find out what it is. TomTord Pau x Pat

Vampiring is HARD. Things Bob has on his checklist when he accidentally becomes a vampire: a) forget everything he knows about vampires b) Google vampire survival tactics c) don't get brutally murdered by vampires. Apparently there are vampire LAWS, and Bob, a young, romantically-challenged black man living in Toronto, never got the guidebook. Even though it's not his fault that he's broken every rule, a secret vampire society is hellbent on giving him a more permanent death. With the help of his best pal, Claude, Bob tries to stay alive and hopefully turn around his screwed-up existence in the process. This is a FREE story with Paid Exclusive Chapters. Wattys 2022 Shortlist Wattpad Stormy Nights - Winner 20 CHAPTERS only on Wattpad [[word count: 50,000-75,000 words]] EXCERPT: ****** "Look: vampires are traditionally afraid of religious symbols. It's a well-known fact. If you're any kind of vampire, you should be outta here by now, not just sitting there drinking your coffee." "I'm not actually drinking it yet. Some idiot keeps interrupting me by shoving religious symbols in my face." Claude held up an ornate brass cross with a macabre Jesus Christ in the throes of death, designed to repel any nearby vampires. "Oh look," I said dryly, "the idiot's back." ****** Edited by Debra Goelz Cover model: Ariel Pacheco Cover Photo by: Theik Smith Cover designed by: Rodney V. Smith Want more? JOIN THE DISCORD SERVER: https://discord.gg/brxdsA9 Jaime's Infinite Playlist (spotify) https://open.spotify.com/playlist/7DfPirPYtLKwEeSQ1upKZY?si=NhEhkcsIQOOpb7kKXIXWNw Book Playlist: https://music.apple.com/ca/playlist/jaimes-infinite-playlist/pl.u-JPVJCEXxXYv

⚠️A/N WARNING⚠️: This story will contain; Gore, strong use of words, possible drugs, NSFW and of course, some smut so please read with caution. thank you and I hope you enjoy! | Four years after 'The End' | With half of Europe, Canada and Ireland being ruled by the Red Leader, a man who has no mercy of emotions comes across a threat when a former country he wishes to take over, Australia, has plans taken back due to one single person and a small army. One person who can protect a country from an entire army. But what will happen when not only him but his friends and The Red Leader's loyalties lay in places no one would imagine? What will happen when The Red Leader discovers who this, 'Blue Leader' is. ?❤️?❤️?❤️?❤️?❤️?❤️? [This story will contain other various ships but this is the main one! And also, please bare in mind that I ship the characters of Eddsworld, not the actual people behind the characters. Thank you] ⭐️ Art from cover is not mine! ⭐️

"The fuck? Girl it's 2020 why hate?" "I know what year it is, I have my own calendar" I replied but she just gave me an eye roll. "Just...I just don't like that look of it, I don't know... I don't understand." I said, my voice barely a whisper. "Hmm..." She placed her hand on her chin and tapped her lips, "try and kiss me then?" "What?? I just said I don't like the look of two girls together, why would I kiss you?" I backed away a little. "Oh yeah- what about a hug instead?" she asked. "I don't like physical contact." "Please?" "No." "It's just one second!!" "A no is a no." She pouted and stomped her feet and I'm lying if I said she didn't looked cute. "fine. One second." I said, keeping my annoyed façade. "So... You say yes to my Hug?" I rolled my eyes, my lips failing to hide a smile. "I say yes to the hug." ----------------------------- Highest Ranking #1 in Girls (10/29/2020) #1 in gxg (7/31/2022) #1 in highschool (7/31/2022) #1 in girls (8/22/2022) #1 in slow burn (2/17/2023)

Ailith has had a secret crush on popular girl Holly since high school. When vampires kill everyone they ever knew, will Ailith finally get a chance to tell Holly how she feels? Who is the little boy who keeps appearing in Ailith's dreams? More importantly, will Ailith survive the rainstorm that is turning the entire world into blood-drinking monsters? *** Editor's Choice November 2020, August 2021 | Watty Paranormal Winner 2020 *** Ailith Ying is a college student whose family is turned into vampires during a toxic rainstorm. Her only hope of saving them is to find an elusive and rare medicine known as a Lumin pill. Unfortunately, she is kidnapped and taken to Miami by two of her friends who are on the run from the vampire horde. Soon, as the infection spreads across America, Ailith must find her way back to her family and save the world. **** Our world is dying. We thought the end of times would come from the plague, from disease, from war - it came from beneath the Black Waters. Cover designed by Frances Louise De Ramos

Edd, Matt, and Tom decide to take another trip to the Magic Shop... Long story short, Matt has no coordination, Tom has zero reflexes, Edd is oblivious, and Tord takes too many walks. (Cover art is clearly not mine :P) [Also this story will be LONG! Sorry! So... Lock your doors and close the blinds we're going for a ride!] VERY SLOW UPDATES.