Hey This is a book of twisted nursery rhymes. If you're planning on reading this book I hope you know that it's not all sunshines and rainbows so if your looking for that sort of thing , I suggest you look elsewhere .Those of you that choose to stay .... well enjoy the book

sad rhymes insane rhymes but no happy rhymes. yep.

101 puns that will get you through the day

Sarcasm. Comebacks, sarcastic answers and etc.. : Also I skipped number 80-89 and something else and only noticed after publishing.

Don't read at night

Are these the sort of things you like, my dear? the stories and the rhymes that make you shake? are you the sort who seeks darkness and fear? I surely hope you are, for your own sake. In here you'll meet the fear who has a face, in here you'll feel the cold under your bed, In here the childhood terrors have a space, And bedsheets are all weaved of spiders' thread. So, gather one and all who relish fear, and gather those who savour grim good times, find your peace and gladness walking here, in the Never Told Nursery Rhymes. **** These are a few grim little rhymes of my own invention, although I'm sure many of you have noticed that quite a few have outside inspiration. Some of them are meant to be scary, some of them are just meant to have an enjoyable atmosphere, but hopefully at least a few will tickle your fancy. I just want to thank you all for your support as it means alot. And a special shoutout to @StJoey77 and @FlukeAuriola for being the best of friends to me.

there are plenty of words that rhyme with moon.

I think of you. I think of you in the very depths of my mind. Like Lava you flowed through, Burning my brain cells to dysfunction. A collection of original poems and prose about Love, Pain, and Poetry.

Just a bunch of messed up poems and rymes and child lullibys you know fucked up shit

Unknowingly when we sing these nursery rhymes we engage our children with centuries-old tradition that seems harmless. Courtesy of The express Tribune