**SEVERE GORE WARNING!!** **FOUL LANGUAGE** The hands coming from the male's back, reached for his opponent's neck, slashing it in a heartbeat. Tears dripped from the dull eyes of the murderer "This is not what I wanted. Y O U A L L A R E A T F A U L T." As rain poured from the blackened sky, the broken male stumbled his way back. "This is not my fault... But why? This heavy feeling I'm getting... It all is their fault." The scarred male took off his mask. • • • • "WANTED:SHADOW" "DO NOT ENCOUNTER ON YOUR OWN." "PLEASE CONTACT ANY PRO HERO IN AREA." • • • • Y/N looked at the wanted poster, and walked off without a word. "Have I been this dangerous?" ============= (warning: slight harem)

❝ Is it not true that no two human beings understand anything whatsoever about each other? ❞ ー 「Dazai Osamu x Fem!Reader」 「Completed」

Hello my name's Deadpool ! I'm talking instead of Author-chan here because she's too stupid to do a proper description...anyway to do a summary of this shi...I mean wonderful fanfiction: Fangirl stuff, Plot twist, terrible jokes, bordeline crack, plot twist, stupid author forget things, reader-kun is mine, more plot twist, don't touch my reader-kun, fourth wall breaking,I'll kill you if you touch my reader-kun, where's the talking boxes in my head author I'm still waiting, cliff hanger, lazy author, French, swearing, friendship, GAAAAAAAY, so much mistake author, stupid author, author roleplaying myself in the comments, did you read all of this ? When is the next chapter coming out author ? Stupid romance stuff...and more to come ! Seriously don't touch my reader-kun ! Now excuse me while I let author-chan (out of the basement) writing the next chapter ! Hasta la vista baby ! Author note: I'm taking the little time I have until Wade find me and put me back in the basement to tell you thank you so much for reading and voting this ! I'm really happy that people like it ! Have a nice day/night ! :D OMG he's already back ! He's now at my bedroom's door guys I have to go because klkhjyuybkbhkbykubyiuidqmifqmsijhakjdhqk YO Deadpool again ! Don't listen to the author about the basement ok ? She's crazy ! (11/18/2016): thank you for 7k everyone !!