Y/N is a young adult who's just moved into the city in hopes of becoming a teacher. However, their life takes a turn, possibly for the worse, when they meet heartthrob NOO-NOO. Will Y/N ever meet their true love ? Will they ever become the person they wanted to be ? TW: Alcohol usage, swearing and mature content Note: please don't take this seriously, this is all just a joke 😌 enjoy !! 😎 Author: garbage Reviews: "it's shit but has taste" - confused adult "I thought this was a children's book! Honestly appalling! I'm going to sue the author!" -Karen Clarkson " I don't know, I read it because I was bored lol" - local kid "Not appropriate for kids but if you have kinks then go for it"- The Sun "It literally SuCkS you in... hahahaha"-The author making a bad pun and trying to get people to read their shite book "Wowza, what an amazing book! I love it!!! Can I go now?I've said my bit." - paid actor Ratings: **/***** Characters: Y/N= 18 year old, just moved from London, now living in California L.A, single and ready to mingle, lives on their own NOO-NOO ( aka. heartthrob )= 22 year old, been living in L.A his whole life, an actor, wants love but no more hookups or one night stands, hottie.... Did I mention an absolute heartthrob?, good at sucking, sexy hoover HAGRID= Likes tea, half giant half human, age unknown, teacher at a highschool, friendly

so my friend was like "Ayyy Marro can you like write a fanfic where Satan and Jesus is fucking even though God told them not to?" and I was like "ehhh... I dunno" yet here I am. Keep in mind i'm not even remotely religious and don't take offense by this story cus they're basically fictional characters made up by humanity so like shush if you take offense and fuck off lol - edit// Why am I doing this to myself lmAo I feel so bad for literally anyone checking my page its all shitty meme stories ffs im disappointed in myself

*Please read this before proceeding, thank you!🖤* Greetings from me, Ghost!👻 For those that are new to this book, welcome! This was the first book I ever wrote and I'm glad you've come to read it along with many others, speaking of them, welcome back! After a long time of waiting and with the absolutely amazing help from a dear friend, I've finally managed to recover the story and am going to restore it to its former glory as quickly and efficiently as possible. For some strange reason that I was never informed of, this book was mysteriously deleted and I was left to wonder why, but I do however have a small hunch that it may have had to do with a *Huge* misunderstanding that I had in the past with a few people. So I'm here now to let everyone know that this book does not, nor will it ever, have *anything* to do with an actual relationship romance-wise towards the reader and Willy Wonka, it is simply a cute story where the lovable Willy Wonka becomes a father, nothing more. And if I see anyone else talking about this sort of stupid accusation, don't be surprised if I get a little upset and tell you to actually *read the description*, because the last thing I need is something ridiculous like that happening again. But for those that know better and love this story as much as I do, I hope you can forgive me for the wait! ;) So, without further ado, for those that've read this story before, go on and relive the adorable little adventure, and for those that are new, I hope you enjoy it! (I do not own Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, nor Willy Wonka or any of the characters in it. I've simply added a few little twists and changes to how the whole thing plays out and results in the end.)

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After running away with her baby sister from her abusive father, Juliana bumps into the last person she would expect to help her. He was rough, dangerous and extremely powerful. He tempted Juliana in ways no one has ever done before but with someone adamant on keeping them apart, will their love prevail? WARNING: Sexual content ***** He walked up to me and sat on the bed next to me. He jaw tightened, I could tell he was getting angry. "Stop being so controlling and leave me alone, I'm not having this conv-" I began but stopped as he smashed his lips against mine and moved his hand to cup the area between my thighs. "Stop fùcking playing with me" He said as he started rubbing me through the outside of my shorts. COMPLETED: MARCH 2020 - JUNE 2020 ***** HIGHEST RANKINGS: #1 love #1 romance #1 mature #1 mafia #1 drama #1 bad boy #1 billionaire Cover made by @mbaliey83

this is going to be very unholy