You are a newly hired to work in the White House kitchen and one day, you finally get the chance to meet the man you have been crushing on, Joe Biden. Once you meet him, things take an exciting and unexpected turn. Note: In this story Biden is already president. Also this is my first story so it's obviously going to suck and I'm sorry. I just had to write it for any Daddy Joe lovers out there. Warning: There will be eventual smut. I basically wrote this because I'm a hoe for Joe.

*Revamp of the original You really love chicken nuggets, and chicken nugget really loves you. Are you ready to embark on the adventure of a lifetime? This is a joke and not a joke at the same time lol

Honestly just read it, you won't be let down. _____________________________________________ He's the bad guy. All he wants is money and power and all he cares for is himself. WRONG! Hes so much more than that. Ever wonder how he went from a peasant's son to a royal advisor, or how he grew to become the person he is, or how he met Nick and Nack? Of course you have! He's the iconic selfish antagonist in princess and the pauper, but what was he before that? This is his story. This is his struggle. Read it and weep, my friends. You'll learn the answer to these questions we know you've all had and much more. After you know the truth, you'll watch your favorite barbie movie in a whole new light.

Gay sex? Lots of it! ABO? Some of it! Not to kinkshame, but super disgusting? Yup! HUGE cocks? Only two! Do I regret writing it? A little bit! It's smut between prominent American political figures! It's satire, I swear! The actual story is just a bunch of smutty one shots. Enjoy! If you want to add a chapter of your own, just comment or message me! I'll get back to you!

A monster they call him, Farquaad was at his lowest until one very special person entered his life, you.

Don't Here's a steamy, poetic, lustful, betray filled book with a plot twist end. Don't ask I was very, very, very, very, very, very bored.

basically you and Garlic bread are going on a date that your friend set up for you

One day,Shrek is in a bar (Having a beer of course) Until... he meets a 6'0 slender figure with wondrous meaty legs, gothic hair and a sexy squishy face.Who is he?