The difference between Pandora and your average 12-year-old girl is that Pandora knows exactly what she wants at all times. So when five magical genies pop out of an old rusty lunch box, Pandora knows her life is finally going to be perfect! ...Or maybe not. When one of the genies blows up a mean girl's head to the size of a basketball, Pandora has to figure out how to unwish her wish, and fast! If you like Dork Diaries, Diary of a Wimpy Kid or The Baby-Sitters Club, you'll love Pandora's Lunch Box! From the writer of My Best Friend Is a Secret Agent, this middle grade chapter book is a comic romp full of magic and suspense for any reader - children, tweens, teens... and beyond! This funny wish-fulfillment story is the first in a series, so if you like it, there's more to come!

MY BEST FRIEND IS A SECRET AGENT, Book 2: How C.H.I.P. Took a Dive to Dash Dr. Eelstrom's Dreams of Dunking Vortville After their first great adventure saving Vortville from the dreaded Freaky Fuzzies, Nort and Chip barely have a moment to breathe before they must enlist C.H.I.P.'s many skills once again. This time, it's stinky, slimy Dr. Eelstrom up to his old waterlogged tricks, and C.H.I.P. has to dive down deep to take him on! Will Nort be able to dodge the extra-nosy Gert von Brugen and fight the tug of Carla Mawhinney on his heartstrings long enough to help C.H.I.P. save Vortville... or is the boys' fair city doomed to become the next Atlantis?! If you like the Wimpy Kid or Captain Underpants books, you'll love My Best Friend Is a Secret Agent, Book 2! Illustrated up to Ch. 10 by Rich Murray, this middle grade chapter book is a comic romp full of action and adventure for any reader - children, tweens, teens... and beyond! (Have you read book 1 in the series? Check it out by clicking on my name. And you can buy it in hardcover worldwide! Just click on the link in my profile bio.)

MY BEST FRIEND IS A SECRET AGENT: How Chip Became C.H.I.P. and Foiled the Freaky Fuzzy Invasion **Check out our new hardback, available worldwide! (See the link to my website in my profile bio.)** 10-year-old Nort McKrakken is a pint-sized computer genius. 14-year-old Chip Munson is his best friend - and loyal guinea pig. When their beloved town of Vortville is attacked by an army of brain-warping Freaky Fuzzy toys, Nort implants Chip with a microchip that instantly turns him into a real live secret agent! Will they be able to save the town... or will the microchip fritz out?! (ALERT: Check out TWO SEQUELS to this book right here on Wattpad! Just click on my name, and you'll find it.) If you like the Wimpy Kid or Captain Underpants books, you'll love My Best Friend Is a Secret Agent! Hilariously illustrated, this middle grade chapter book is a comic romp full of action and adventure for any reader - children, tweens, teens... and beyond! This funny spy story is the first in a series so if you like it, there's more to come!

Im a dumb ass bitch Its dumbass bitch hours Im not sorry (PS I WROTE THIS A BIT AGO AND ITS FUCKING CRINGY AS FUCK YALL SHIPPERS ARE SCARY PLS NO HARRASSING ME ABT HAVING BAKUHOE AND IZU FUCK, ITS SCARY)