Book of Riordanverse jokes and memes. (I wrote this years ago, so I'm sorry it's not very funny lmao I was like 10) I keep this book around because people seem to enjoy it and hey, it has a good handful of reads. Cover art by @spacialrift on Instagram I don't own the characters and I don't own the jokes. Many of them come from other demigod joke books and from the internet.

"𝚈𝚘𝚞 𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚖𝚘𝚜𝚝 𝚜𝚙𝚎𝚌𝚒𝚊𝚕 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝'𝚜 𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛 𝚑𝚊𝚙𝚙𝚎𝚗𝚎𝚍 𝚝𝚘 𝚖𝚎." She was strength, she was power, she was uncontrollable..She was 𝐘/𝐍 𝐒𝐧𝐚𝐩𝐞... He was weak, he was scared, he was broken... He was 𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐫𝐲 𝐏𝐨𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫.. This is their journey across the Wizarding world and also across their own feelings.. First year: 𝓬𝓸𝓶𝓹𝓵𝓮𝓽𝓮 Second year: 𝓬𝓸𝓶𝓹𝓵𝓮𝓽𝓮 Third year: 𝓬𝓸𝓶𝓹𝓵𝓮𝓽𝓮 Fourth year: 𝓬𝓸𝓶𝓹𝓵𝓮𝓽𝓮 Fifth year: 𝓬𝓸𝓶𝓹𝓵𝓮𝓽𝓮 Sixth year: ✍️ Seventh year: --𝗢𝗻 𝗵𝗼𝗹𝗱 --𝗨𝗻𝗱𝗲𝗿𝗴𝗼𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗺𝗮𝗷𝗼𝗿 𝗲𝗱𝗶𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗴 (soon to be re-written)

The title says it all. Btw none of these jokes are originally mine. Idk if you will find it funny but uh, give it a go. READ IT!!!!

Ari....she doesn't believe in spirits or blackmagic. But when she stumbles upon a beautiful necklace...it all starts to go downhill. She gets haunted by nightmares and horrible incidents start to happen. Then she comes to the realization that the necklace is cursed. The curse needs to be broken but what if death comes in the way? Will Ari break the spell or will the curse continue to haunt her loved ones? Remember...the past is never forgotten....