❝I asked you to open your mouth, love. Not your legs.❞ - Blue Maguire gets driven into a sexually intimate relationship with her new orthodontist, in this coming-of-age romantic-comedy, that leads to a series of unforeseen, zany events.
don't forget that you loved me once // continuation/sequel to Talk Fast Started on January 1, 2019 Ended June 15, 2019
won't last, I'm okay with that // burn, crash, romance -basically a Calum fluff book with occasional smut and a big surprise at the end :) (previously called If These Walls Could Talk) highest rank: #1 in 5sosfanfic (sept-nov. 2018)
she sits with him on the school bus, yet they never talk to each other.
"You can call me daddy." "You cannot be fucking serious." __________ "This is a weird part of the internet, I don't like this place." - Michael Clifford, 2020.
"You two are so fucking annoying!" I screamed slamming my bedroom door shut. "Back at you sweetheart!" Calum called from outside my room. My brother snickered and I could hear the slapping of hands as they did their signature handshake. I let out a small scream of frustration as I flopped back down onto my bed and pul...
dickaphobia; (n) the fear of dicks and being creeped out by them. © sleepydrummers 2k15 ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. #26 in Humor/#129 in Fanfiction
vanilla; normal and boring sex. used by more sexually adventerous people kinked to describe the dull sex had by the unimaginative person A. "I got some last night." person B. "Really, how was it?" person A. "Meh, vanilla sex." person B. "Awww. that sucks." a story in which an underground fighter shows a waitress h...
