Tommy and Tubbo are immortal. They're pretty bad at hiding it. AKA: A series of unrelated oneshots in which people discover that death is quite literally a social construct to Tommy and Tubbo. (Note: This entire series is self-indulgent so please don't expect much in terms of plot, long-term consequences, or length.)

Hades, God of the Underworld (a position his loathsome brothers left for him), spends his days in the shrouding darkness of the unsightly afterlife. He lets mortals suffer, their dreams die un-lived, and the darkness in his heart infect his soul. He does not care for the world. He does not care for anything. Not until he meets Y/n, son of Demeter. Y/n is everything Hades is not. Y/n is vibrant, living his life underneath the sun. Y/n is the God of Vegetation, responsible for keeping the fragile lives of wildflowers and fruit trees from withering. It was such a useless domain, but Y/n took to it like a fish to water. Y/n is full of life and love, and Hades desires to drag him down into the underworld to tear it all out of him. To make someone like Y/n as dark as he is. Or, perhaps, Hades wishes to suck the darkness out of his hellish kingdom using one of Y/n's warm smiles. The sort of smile that touched the younger god's face, crinkled his nose, and lit up his eyes. Oh, what Hades wouldn't do to have Y/n.

"Be careful what you wish for." If only someone told Izuku this sooner. Maybe he could have been lucky enough to be born quirkless. Yet he knows, through each painful death, that things could have been worse. So much worse. Midoriya Izuku, Quirk: Return by Death (AKA, my completely self-indulgent Re:Zero AU because I couldn't get it out of my head. Contains lots of pointless suffering and angst. You don't need to know anything about Re:Zero to read this.)

[HOLD-returning June 2021] Naruto is blind. His vision taken by a mysterious man with a blank mask. Everything was eternally dark for him, no light or color. Just forever darkness. He lost his sight the day before his academy graduation exams, perfect timing. He has no choice but to go and try to act completely normal. Everything from then on is seen, technically not seen, differently for Naruto. Can he manage to be a great ninja and work through his new disability, or will things completely fall downhill for him? *MAJOR WARNING: Some may find some scenes gruesome! There are no warnings as to when the torture scenes happen, they can pop up anytime! You have been warned! Read at you own risk!

Bakugou thinks a lot. Maybe too much. Absolutely too much. He comes to hate himself for all that he has done to hurt. Pushing others away, he insists that he is fine but they know he isn't. Todoroki has had enough so he sets out to make him feel better. In which Bakugou is depressed and Todoroki helps but ends up falling in love.

Vampires. A phenomenon so rare that there are only three. The first, one so ancient her origins are unknown. The second, a mere wanderer that cares not for the troubles of others and the last, cursed before he even left the womb, a monster that lives among those that wish for nothing more than his demise. Wallie Jonessan is now a butler to one of those monsters, Soran Makai. Those among the estate fear the Archduke that treats all with a cold distance but Wallie carries a secret; a secret that allows him to grow closer to one that has long forgotten the meaning of comfort. Through days spent together, a bond is formed between vampire and human that cannot last. Royals fearful of Soran, and greedy for the power he possesses, are an ever looming threat. Danger lurks around every corner and traitors wait patiently for their time to strike. Although a monster Soran Makai may or may not be, Wallie is about to learn that vampires are not the only beasts that curse the land. Humans can be just as cruel, especially towards a love they simply cannot accept.

• ON HIATUS • Midoriya Izuku attracted trouble. It was just a fact of life - the sky was blue, the grass was green, and Izuku constantly found himself in an absurd number of deadly situations. He was okay with that. Mortal peril was an average Tuesday afternoon for a Pro Hero like him. Being kidnapped was practically a holiday. Saving civilians as a building collapsed around him was easier than facing his worried mum afterwards. He had dealt with All Might's disappointed dad stare and only cried for two hours afterwards. A serial killing villain with an unknown Quirk would be no problem! ...but even Izuku had to admit that being sent back in time to his first day at UA wasn't on the agenda. Still, there was no-one more spitefully determined than him - he was going to make the most of it. Yeah, good luck, heroes and villains alike! Deku was here to cause mischief and love his friends! ~ [Includes a couple of other Ticked Off mini-fics ("Clockwise" and "Summoners") because I don't wanna clutter up my profile by making new books] [Also posted on Ao3 under the same title and username!]