Welcome to Hermitcraft Randomness! This is a collection of mixed one-shots, AUs, incorrect quotes, and general randomness about Hermitcraft Season 7! You'll also find a smattering of oneshots based off of other Hermitcraft fanfics and Hermittpad oneshots here. There will probably be more variation than my last oneshot book since I watch more Hermits this season. Updates come every week or so!

This is fanfiction. I do not own the Hermits nor do I write for them. I write about the characters they present to us on screen. (cover made on Desyner, but the pic was found just by searching 'galaxy' or whatever i searched and picking one)

ABANDONED BOOK- NO LONGER UPDATING It's an AU where the hermits (+ Hels and some of their cam accounts) are attending school (Based on American High school.) I've really only watched season seven, so I'm only using hermits in that season. Shipping is included, remember that I'm shipping the personas not the people. Impulse is confirmed to not ok with shipping, and False and Xisuma are rumored to not be ok with shipping, so there won't be shipping involving them. (Also multiple parts are missing for changes, rewrites, and to take out Impulse shipping.) If the hermits somehow find this and have a problem with it, I'll take it down.

I wanted to do some HC fanfiction writing so uh, here this is! Requests are closed. I've currently fallen out of the fandom but may come back to this some day. Shipping is of the characters not the people (Cover made with Canva)

Tango had a little accident while testing his inators, and turned more than half of the hermit population to 3-5 year olds. The other hermits will have to work together to take care of the younger hermits till they can find a way of turning them back to adults again. Majority of this book is made out of fluff. There might be some mentions of angst, but overall nothing too serious. [Greetings. 2021 me here. Uhh- 2020 me is a liar. The angst has gone a bit... much.] [Also there are no ships in this book]

He's part chicken, and the other's good at redstone, together they make... A mediocre superhero team. When some strange super powered mobs show up on Hermit Island, it's up to them to find out what's causing it and how they can stop it. Maybe they'll even learn some things about themselves and the others that they never knew. My first ever fanfic! Hope you guys enjoy :) **NOT A SHIPPING FIC, I DO NOT SHIP THE HERMITS**

"It all started because a god got too horny." A HermitCraft AU with Greek Gods Characters are not written to personality Zedaph, VintageBeef, and XbCrafted were not familiar with tales of Greek gods, it stayed like that until an unknown monster from the night attack, and they got saved by a nature-loving centaur named Scar. Since then, they meet new people like them; But someone is targeting all of them, the question is who? [3/16/2022]- Edited up grammar mistakes (Cover art by me) (IDK how to write) (I am clearly a PJO fan)

With Grian still recovering and Evil Taurtis stronger than ever, Ex and Taurtis put their plan in motion, and not a moment too soon. A strange sickness is spreading through Hermitcraft, and it's side effects are... less than pleasant. Please read Book 1 first for context: https://www.wattpad.com/story/219020719-fight-or-flight

Seems like a normal book but that's cause I haven't posted the crack AUs.

"The Dungeon is dangerous. Ever since the Ravagers took over, there's no real shelter to hide from them. The best you can do is stay in the Keep, try and live out a normal life, and pray that they'll never find you. "But what if I told you there was a way to stop them?" - An AU where Decked Out is an actual universe and not a game, where people live in constant fear of the Ravagers that have taken over the once-familiar Dungeon that has changed drastically. - Hello, everyone! Before you start, there are a few things you need to know about this story: - This book will contain some cursing - All shippings here are kept platonic for the sake of respecting CC's boundaries - I couldn't focus on every Hermit for this AU; only 7 or 8 are featured - While this is a Decked Out AU, it focuses more on what the map offered than the actual events Etho encountered during his canon runs. You'll see a few references here and there, but for the most part, this is an original story taking place in the Decked Out-verse. DISCLAIMER: None of my content is meant to offend anyone! I write about the Hermits' Minecraft personas and not their IRL selves. If any of my writing makes the people I'm writing about uncomfy, I have no problem in taking it down. With all this said, enjoy the story!